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just had to stop myself from thinking too much about dune. it’s not time. not yet
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The concept of ibuprofen discourse
the whole ibuprofen discourse is so crazy to me bc as a brit i can genuinely count on one hand the amount of times ive taken ibuprofen this year… so how could you possibly need a bottle of 1k pills???
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lives were changed
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me listening to the vampire lestat
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its called dunesday because im gonna watch dune and call it a day
Only 100 days until Dunesday happens.
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No llores pequeño argensimio, tenemos suficientes peliculas de suar para entretenerte por el resto de tu vida CINEMARK TRAEME MAS YO, NARCISO EL CINEFILO TIENE HAMBRE
‘PRIMETIME’, starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen, debuts with 92% on Rotten Tomatoes. Read our review: bit.ly/PDFTime
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Who up throesing their increasing wonder
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i'm the friend
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First trailer for a LEGO City building game ‘LEGO SKYLINES’. Coming soon.
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i watched this get taken down in real time omfg this shit is serious 😭😭
Downloading movies from links on Twitter
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this 2019 ass tweet
Hey, quick question: Which DbD Character are you most likely to see arguing for more guac on Taco Tuesday? 🤔 🌮
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AKASHA.
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First poster for ‘INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE’ Season 4. Now titled ‘QUEEN OF THE DAMNED’.
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they're surfing draculas you hadn't even thought they could surf
First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”
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when you have a friend
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(watching the show about vampires who are bad people) i don’t like that the vampires are bad people. this is such bad writing, my evil vampire wouldn’t be evil. if you disagree you are racist. i am very smart btw.
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oooh look at me im kane parsons i directed the highest grossing a24 film in history when i was 20 and christopher nolan just compared me to david lynch and renate reinsve loves working with me fuck my stupid chungus life bro
Christopher Nolan says ‘OBSESSION’ and ‘BACKROOMS’ are evidence that cinema is on the right track: “We’ve got all these great new young voices in movies, making the medium their own and moving it forward. This is why I never bought into the arguments that young audiences’ attention spans are too fried to enjoy a three-hour Greek epic. Those films are so mysterious and ruminative. I mean, parts of ‘Backrooms’ are like David Lynch at his most obscure. And yet young people can’t get enough of them.” 🔗 telegraph.co.uk/films/2026/0…
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