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How bad was Cardi A that we had to go to Cardi B?

The download begins… GTA VI

Going to see @KILLTONY in Vegas next Friday! Hoping to see @patoneillcomedy perform

I don’t know which of you needs to hear this but: WASH YOUR SHEETS You’re welcome

Go White Sox!!!

Went to the hardware store today to pick up a few things, saw an elderly lady struggling to put something in her cart. I look around and 2 kids are filming her, 1 guy is cracking a joke to another guy, yet no one helped her. I helped her. Who raised these people?!

Bo Nix sucks.

Anyone else have some weird dreams lately? No? Just me?

Oh how I missed football Sundays…

Even though this game has been absolutely horrific football, it’s still football and that’s all that matters. So glad to see it!

Vegas for Halloween? Don’t mind if I do

Media room progress has been substantial… hoping to get about 75% by kickoff tomorrow night

Stop defending stupidity.

Can’t wait for @NatalieCuomo to fall in love with me… 😂 One can only wish. Haha

I just want to take vacations with fun people

Just a bit sweaty today…

Tomorrow will be my 6th 12+hr day in a row and each day has been full of fixing shit the entirety of said shifts. Two days off have never sounded better

This is your friendly reminder: Move your clothes from the washer to the dryer

Today was ass day and I totally busted it

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you don’t have to like EVERYONE.