@ItsMikulas

I do law stuff. Left-libertarian. @MissLynnetteH’s bestie.

Joined October 2011
Tanka Jahari retweeted
It’s been nuts to watch a facist government install every classic facist technique in the playbook all while people try and look at you in the eyes and say “Trump isn’t a facist”
BREAKING: The White House is set to launch "TRUMP TV" at 7:00 PM ET. It will be official state-run media.
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
I’m in awe of this stupid timeline we’re all in.
Leaked Russian banking records show that the founders of a tech firm whose code is inside the official White House app kept accounts at Alfa Bank and Tinkoff Bank after the US and EU imposed sanctions. (link below)
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
the worst part of jury duty is having to shower with all the other jurors
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
4 glasses of wine vs 5 glasses of wine
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it-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization
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JUST IN: White House urges Americans to download its app for news delivered directly by the Trump administration.
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
how it feels to drink white wine as a man
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Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation
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BREAKING: The Trump administration announces state-run media, similar to Russia and North Korea, launching "Trump TV," its own 24/7 streaming channel of the administration's remarks and events, going live tonight at 7 PM and claiming "just the news that matters most - straight from the Trump Administration." This is the first time in US history an American president has launched a formal state-media channel in his own name. It comes 3 days after the White House banned CNN, MS NOW and Politico, and hours after the five-network TV pool stopped covering Trump's events in response, leaving a White House event today with video but no sound. The White House is now broadcasting the president itself.
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
valley girls giving blowjobs for louboutins, what you call that? head over heels
I hate a culture vulture, but “no money, no family, 16 in the middle of Miami” was a bar.
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
arriving late to work because i decided to lie in bed like a beached whale doing nothing for an entire hour
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
RuPaul deserves an Oscar for this movie
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Over 400 flights have been canceled after New Jersey construction workers accidentally cut through a fiber optic cable carrying critical air traffic control data for the Northeast region of the United States.
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
Car fire at the Wawa in Northampton, PA, yesterday. I’m genuinely not trying to be funny at all, but is it normal for a firefighter to have this much difficulty controlling the hose?
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
customer wrote a bad review about me and said “I hope he quits” well guess what honey……..
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
who up missing their lowest weight
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New problematic vocal stim
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Shazaming Ave Maria during a funeral
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Last day of summer. No more beach selfies, no more spritzes, no more nonsense about how much you love your friends. This is the season of hard liquor and hard nights
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Oh to be in a jazz bar wine drunk swaying your hips to the music
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