harold

I only heard two girls fart in real life around me and both of them been to jail before

HNDRXX was so under appreciated I despise of all of you niggas. That shit deserved accolades. All of em. The Lombardi trophy, NBA finals ring, Grammies, all that. You niggas ungrateful. – at Los Angeles, CA

I be sounding smart to my niggas when we kickin it but I just be reciting episodes of The Joe Rogan Experience

Me and my brother got into a brotherly fight yesterday and my mom got super salty and said “you don’t fight them niggas in the streets like that.” I said duh bitch I live in Pickerington I ain’t no street nigga lol – at Pickerington, OH

Boy I was at a local bar in a town I grew up in and all the bitches I used to fuck in high school got fat as fuck. I know they got fat because I’m drunk as fuck off the beer and I don’t wanna fuck none of em, I’d rather go straight to sleep

39 degrees = 75 degrees in white people language – at Canal Winchester, OH

Never been inside a white persons house and not saw a golden retriever

I used to be one of those black dudes that liked white women I wasn’t perfect but with prayer and a lot of water I shook that demon off me

It’s 1:36 AM and I’m just thinking yuck, I actually used to like white women bro

If I ever start RT’ing and liking porn to the public, just know I ran out of all other options

Thankful for these Carti leaks, ngl