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Fried catfish enthusiast | Dog whisperer | Hail State | Try Jesus, not me! 🤲🏽🙏🏽

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Joined July 2009
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Smarty Pants✨ retweeted
I want to be clear: I don’t have any say in the nicknames my wife gives me.
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My elder millennial brain still believes a fresh notebook could turn this entire operation around.
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Some white college girls got you scared??😭😭😭😭
Replying to @shannonsharpeee
You couldn’t pay me to step foot in Mississippi
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Smarty Pants✨ retweeted
I’ll take a lil birria egg roll now hold the jerk 😂😂
I hate fusion foods man. NO I don’t want jerk birria egg rolls or Mac n cheese collar green shell tacos.
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Smarty Pants✨ retweeted
While we Mississippians are helping y’all pronounce things. @scott_colom’s last name is pronounced CA-LOMÉ. Think “cologne” if it had an “m” rather than an “n” in it. Please stop with “column” stuff. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 😊
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Replying to @gaslightyourmom
Many of us here read. Some of us even write.
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Smarty Pants✨ retweeted
Wow.
This is how little Cindy Hyde-Smith thought of her opponent in this election and the voters of Mississippi. She hasn't updated her campaign website since July 2024.
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Smarty Pants✨ retweeted
Don’t forget us up here in YALLOW-BOOSH-A (Yalobusha) County, @dianefeldman. Might I add that we flipped Yalobusha County for soon-to-be Senator @scott_colom.
National press are sometimes struggling or avoiding the naming of MS counties. A little help: AHL-corn a-MITT Cuh-PIE-ah Cuh-HOME-ah Issa-QUEEN-ah La-FAY-ette #MississippiMatters
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Smarty Pants✨ retweeted
do I wear a button that says “I am from Mississippi. Ask me anything!”?
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I’ll be in NYC on Monday. Will come back to Mississippi to report on the veracity of this post.
do people in Mississippi understand there are people on the New York City Subway right now going, “pick another protein? Sheeeeiiiiiii”
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Smarty Pants✨ retweeted
National press are sometimes struggling or avoiding the naming of MS counties. A little help: AHL-corn a-MITT Cuh-PIE-ah Cuh-HOME-ah Issa-QUEEN-ah La-FAY-ette #MississippiMatters
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Smarty Pants✨ retweeted
For everyone attacking my birth state of Mississippi, PLEASE understand the affidavit ballot process. Voters who need to cure ID-related issues have until Tuesday, November 10. Other affidavit ballots must be reviewed and verified by election officials. It’s normal to not understand the election process in every state, but look that it up before getting online and just posting shit.
Replying to @zach_solomon1
Mississippis batch drops are SO small it's almost like the mf'ers don't wanna even count them. This is disgraceful and embarrassing. How are all of the ballots not counted at the same time??? I don't understand this process. "Batch drops" ...what the fk is THAT? Drop them mfers at the same damn time and let's get on with this. Sickuh this shit.
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Smarty Pants✨ retweeted
Y’all ain’t no way we the new parents 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just watched a baby kangaroo and a three year old box with boxing gloves 🤣🤣🤣 I got tears
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I’m sorry that lady not finna claim the Till name on my watch
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Smarty Pants✨ retweeted
Admission is the first step to recovery.
I’ll admit in celebration of Mississippi that they’ve got the better catfish. I mean it’s obvious but I’m just admitting it publicly.
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The Till line died with Louis and Emmett so how her last name Till??? Louis still was an orphan from Missouri….
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People want Black Southerners to be ashamed of where we come from due to the ugly history of racism here, but our lives are a testament to the resilience of our ancestors and that’s something I’ll never be ashamed of.
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Brandon Presley need to hurry up and announce before these folks push this Emmett Till cousin lady to get on the ballot and split the votes
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And to add she is USING the Till name for clout. She is not a Till. She is not a relative of Louis Till (Emmett’s father). She is a distant cousin on his mother Mamie’s side
Priscilla W. Till, already announcing her run for Mississippi governor in 2027, is actually a cousin of Emmett Till. When you deal with Mississippi you're always dealing with deep & serious history.
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Smarty Pants✨ retweeted
Her mother is a distant cousin of Mother Mamie Till. Priscilla added Till to her last name to campaign. She’s not related to Louis Till at all.
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