Broken Arrow, OK
Joined January 2011
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You ever get to the front of a Whataburger line and complete a fat juicy order only to be told they’re out of spicy ketchup. Had to cancel that bad boy, makes for a rough Sunday
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I will never sell these stupid fucking stocks. I will never realize a loss. My children’s children will inherit these worthless Rivian shares. I’ll sell my soul before I sell these stocks.
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Happy 4th of July to the person who posts seventeen Instagram stories of blurry fireworks as if their followers are trapped in a basement.
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There are group chats that only exist because of one person’s awful Instagram account. Good things do come from tragedies!
Why do I still question an opened water bottle and feel the need to smell it in fear of it being vodka. That hasn’t been a threat in like 6 years but every single time I check.
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Happy New Year to the people who have no formal training in media or political science or medicine and have spent the year doubting the news and the election results and the safety of the vaccine.
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My favorite social content comes from people I’d never want to hang out with.
Dang I thought I was ready for college football but nahhh.
Lakers in 4 let’s gooooo! #LakeShow
Watching @MattOzturk react to the debate is far superior to watching anyone reacting to their favorite sports team
Aaron Schroeder retweeted
Happy Mother’s Day to the mom who subtly wishes herself a Happy Mother’s Day by doing a “To all of the other moms out there...” social media post.
