Things overheard at Home Depot:
“I wouldn’t go any bigger than 6 inchs. You want to be sure it’ll get in the hole”
A corner of the pride flag had fallen. While the guy was taping it back up, he turned and asked, “does this look straight?”. I bit my tongue 😶
Happy Pride week Palm Springs!
I’m sitting next to a woman who is chopping/mincing her oyster up into a mush before eating it. WTF?
Please tell me none of you do this.
Even if you do, please tell me you don’t.
Flashback to an amazing night.
Love these guys ❤️
On our way to see Kylie!
@ccshoreditch
@Walesguy2
@littlebime (not shown)
@majrav (not shown)
Robert (no account)
Making my way to @kylieminogue with my boys @ccshoreditch, @Walesguy2 and Robert.
@steviejcmh was meant to be here, but his little legs couldn’t keep up
I stayed at the Ace Hotel recently and discovered they have the most comfortable pillows. I was thrilled when I found they sold them online. When they arrived, I realized the pillows sold are not the same as the ones used at the hotel. Extremely disappointing. Even more bizarre was the color. Who the hell decided to make brand new pillows that look 20 years old? WTF, Ace?
I will never understand people that don’t get escalator etiquette. Stand to the right so people that want to keep moving can get past you. It’s not an amusement park ride. UGH


















