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I spend most of my time watching Shiloh Hill matches and watching him replace the carpet in his trailer.

Hawthorne Heights
Joined July 2009
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Don’t put your child’s picture as your profile image on @bluesky. I received 6K messages in an hour.
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IF YOURE IN LINE AT ARBYS RIGHT NOW STAY IN LINE DONT LEAVE THEY LEGALLY HAVE TO GIVE YOU A BEEF AND CHEDDAR PER THE CONSTITUTION KNOW YOUR RIGHTS 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
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Remember, if you don’t post your sticker selfie in your car, they will NOT count your vote.
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Gail Kim blocked me for saying Disco Inferno was rape-able. I will do nothing she asks.
Replying to @gailkimITSME
@ItsSquidMan, your leader has made a command. Get it!
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What the fuck is my 4 year old going to do with a Drew Bledsoe card? Do better people. #Halloween2026
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Thats the thing about rape jokes, they come, even when you don't want them too.
RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY
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I think it’s cause he has a grill in his mouth.
Saying you'll slap the grill out Je'Von's mouth has a certain...vibe to it. I think some of ya'll fans need to unpack why you say some of the things you do about Je'Von.
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If women fought for Palestine as much as they fought against Shane Gillis, it would be free 😢
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This cunt is worse than. Shane Gillis
Men complain about seeing women’s asses (something they are vocal about liking, until it’s the woman’s choice to show it off I guess?) meanwhile I’m forced to see men’s ugly faces everywhere I go and you never hear me say they can’t go out in public
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Melo could have been having 5 star matches with Griff Garrison but he chose to job to Roman Reigns.
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I think the real reason men are mad at women is because they know we’re funnier than them.
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“her lips puffed to negroid size” stephen king what the hell is wrong with you
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It’s wild that being funny on SNL is controversial these days.
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The dumbest people in the world believe this.
WHITE PEOPLE ARE NOT VICTIMS OF RACISM WHITE PEOPLE ARE NOT VICTIMS OF RACISM WHITE PEOPLE ARE NOT VICTIMS OF RACISM WHITE PEOPLE ARE NOT VICTIMS OF RACISM WHITE PEOPLE ARE NOT VICTIMS OF RACISM WHITE PEOPLE ARE NOT VICTIMS OF RACISM WHITE PEOPLE ARE NOT VICTIMS OF RACISM
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How do you not fire the entire @Buccaneers coaching staff for choosing not to make it a three possession game at the end?
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Kyle Pitts isn’t available. Who is the best TE ever?
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Christa Pike Experienced Extreme Torturing Pain During Tennessee’s Failed Execution. Death penalty expert Deborah Denno says the execution should take under five minutes with no pain. That did not happen. Denno says the drug may have been circulating just under the skin. She says that can be extremely painful because it is a toxin, and it could have made Pike jerk around and foam at the mouth. Pike later told people she felt as if her arm was about to burst. She survived. Her attorneys say she is in the hospital getting life-saving care. Gov. Bill Lee has said Tennessee will pause all executions.
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BREAKING - The Cleveland Browns have just signed the Cornell 7 as advisors 🤯
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“Create an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge, based on my tweets.” It’s more beautiful than I could ever imagine. Sorry @shiloh_wwe, not sure how you got involved in this.
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Val Venis haters are the only ones giving him a voice. Normal people just scroll past and ignore him. You people just have to retweet him to get your woke cookies 🍪
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