...my head is bloody but unbowed.
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When online, you honestly can always ignore anything
Nobody knows you have seen their BS or know that you believe they are morons for whatever they post
So instead of getting angry, you can just ignore.
They won't know that you ignored them
Same with the read-receipt off gang.
I thought we all agreed that this kind of information is not necessary on the internet for many reasons.
Apart from the useless ekiti state HMB that pays it's junior medical offers around 400k, most states in Nigeria pays it's junior medical officers and registrar's around 500 and 600k.
I rejected an offer from kogi of around 650k.
My friends in Lagos and Ibadan are earning 600-800k monthly working in medium to big private hospitals.
The country is very different now chief.
It's only sufferhead doctors in Enugu, imo and Abuja that take 300k salaries in 2026.
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When I got laid off from Microsoft, I got into a company in Lagos that felt paying 600k naira a month was doing me a favour. I had to take the offer to keep body and soul together.
Was there for 6 months until I fell out with the MD and started looking out. That was when I started my training outfit but couldn't quite get traction.
Anyway, after leaving this NGO, I spent another 5 months in the wilderness, literally. Ate rejections almost every other day. Was living on the goodwill of friends and relations. Basically wondering what to get out of life.
An Antler rep came knocking at the time and was in the process of fast tracking my application to the Antler cohort at Kenya. Guess what? My passport had expired. Ran to go fast track my passport, after a few days emailed the partner but was told it was too late.
I remember laying in my room laughing hysterically, mulling to myself, "who I offend?"
Thankfully at that time, I applied to Andela and the process started for another 2 months. I got into Andela and my monthly salary was my previous annual salary. This trend continued in a subsequent company. Use am run one or two that year.
But the point is, while I was enjoying this new reality, I asked myself, "why did you worry all those times?" In hindsight, there was no reason to. I should have just chilled for 5 months, enjoyed myself.
But we are human and can only understand life in hindsight. As long as you believe this it will work out for you: EVERYTHING will turn out better than you expected, just stop worrying.
You people can get solar and are capable of paying 450k per month for diesel but nobody thought of contributing money to install solar where water is being pumped?
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URGENT PUBLIC APPEAL
I never imagined having to make a post like this, but I desperately need your help.
On October 31, while covering a wedding at Oriental Hotel, Lagos, my bag was stolen from inside the bride's room.
The bag contained my MacBook Pro M1 and
FOUR external hard drives holding approximately FIVE weddings yet to be delivered to my clients.
These are not just files. They are people's once in a lifetime memories, months of hard work and my livelihood.
Thankfully, we have obtained CCTV footage showing the individual entering, taking my bag and leaving the hotel.
I'm offering a N500,000 REWARD for credible information leading to the identification of this individual and recovery of my belongings through the appropriate authorities.
Please you can send a message or call this number for any update 09033892670
Please guys help me repost abeg, this is very important please. 🙏🏾
I hate thieves!
Why are you, an adult, a thief?
Why have you decided to be stealing what belongs to the others?
Any thief deserves the worst punishment possible tbh.
URGENT PUBLIC APPEAL
I never imagined having to make a post like this, but I desperately need your help.
On October 31, while covering a wedding at Oriental Hotel, Lagos, my bag was stolen from inside the bride's room.
The bag contained my MacBook Pro M1 and
FOUR external hard drives holding approximately FIVE weddings yet to be delivered to my clients.
These are not just files. They are people's once in a lifetime memories, months of hard work and my livelihood.
Thankfully, we have obtained CCTV footage showing the individual entering, taking my bag and leaving the hotel.
I'm offering a N500,000 REWARD for credible information leading to the identification of this individual and recovery of my belongings through the appropriate authorities.
Please you can send a message or call this number for any update 09033892670
Please guys help me repost abeg, this is very important please. 🙏🏾
Post-HJ, my very first work outside my HJ centre was a locum gig.
Saturday morning!
I resumed, only to be informed that a lady gave birth over the night and has been bleeding
I reviewed her and soon realised she had a cervical tear.
Water first commot my eyes🥲🥲
Eyes have seen😭
"Former side chick."💀
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1. Bathe with Irish spring (make sure it's between 9-9:30am)
2. Nivea body cream ( focus on just your hands and legs )
3. No dey sleep for anybody house
4. Anything your babe is using, use it behind her back
There you have the 4 greatest secrets.
Lol.
You are a user, and I know what you are up to.
You want your friend to pay half of the cost, knowing fully well that he won't always be around.
That satisfies your need for "your own space" that you can't afford to get alone.
If his brother stays with you, it ruins your plan
I know many people will cringe, grumble or outrightly disagree but tbh, I believe that a response such as "You are a woman, so I'm not surprised" is not sexist in a bad way.
Women are fundamentally different in everything they do.
The question is, are you willing to accept that?
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I don’t think some of you get it. Nigeria has to work. It is a matter of national urgency.
If you have been applying for visas or have friends who have been applying, you’ll know that it has now become 10 times harder than it used to be.
Schools abroad are refunding Nigerian prospective students after offering them conditional admission. Embassies are denying visas anyhow, as though that has now become the norm. Your POF and all the necessary requirements are no longer enough.
Fees are now so high that people cannot even afford to pay them.
Let me burst your bubbles. Do you know that just a few years ago, it was very possible to move to the UK through the student route for less than ₦4 million?
Today, you need between ₦30 million and ₦50 million to move. There was a time when moving to the UK used to be relatively easy. Now, even with your ₦40 million to ₦60 million, there is still no guarantee, especially with the recent increase in UK visa refusals.
Just yesterday, there was new immigration news in the UK, and it wasn’t exactly good news for Nigerians who are already there.
Nigeria has to work! It must work. It is not normal for people to be running away from their home country. It is even worse that it has now become incredibly difficult to escape from this hell.
This is aside from the ridiculous amounts of money people lose in the process of applying for visas, only to end up being denied.
Too difficult to live in, too difficult to leave. This is the legacy of APC and Tinubu.
I don’t exactly understand why we still need to campaign for Peter Obi two months before the election for some of you to realise that he is the best candidate among the aspirants who can deliver you from the mess you are currently in.
If we vote for a good candidate like PO, not only will moving abroad likely become cheaper and getting a visa easier, but many of you will no longer see the need to move out because who wants to leave a country that works? Nobody!
We are in November, and the election is in January. You have no idea of the danger we are all in until we fumble that election and hand APC another victory.
Nigeria has to work because, as things stand, you are trapped here! You are currently in hell.