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Tree Nerd | Cantankerous | Dog Serenader | Tweets by JAM littered with typos, others by staff | #MIZ #KCRoyals

Missouri and Elsewhere
Joined April 2010
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Is there crack in cold brew? I feel like I could eat a carrot through a chainlink fence.
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Get up! It’s GameDay!
I have an agent who’s single purpose is to wake me up with something fun every morning today it sent me this A+
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Always have to start the weekend off with Bon Scott on the Bagpipes Doesn’t get any better 💯💯🔥🔥
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Vinnie Jones and Sir Patrick Stewart recreating Jones’ infamous football photo on the set of X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
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In Nashville for a show at the Ryman tonight. On the way down yesterday, I had the epiphany that we would cross six major rivers during the drive. In order they were: the Missouri, the Mississippi, the Ohio, the Tennessee, and the Cumberland. Kind of cool.
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#RIP Mike Ditka A fan called Mike Ditka a baby on a call in radio show. Iron Mike responds by giving the guy his office address and telling him “You tell me what time and when and I’ll whip your ass” 😘 #DaBears
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Rest in peace, Coach. We will always have ‘85. #IronMike
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I obvs don’t pay for ad-free Twitter but I am still surprised how insistently Megan Fox keeps pushing those weiner pills.
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How it feels after you calm down
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It’s seems like trying to make your political bones by going after Jack Smith is a mistake.
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What’s the over/under on how many strokes the president has had so far this term? I say the line is 2.
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I miss my dog. Grateful to have another and a loving home.
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It’s been ten years since José Fernández died in a crash that took two other lives. I wrote about his layered, inarguable unsatisfying legacy. He meant a great deal to a great many. He is also a difficult character to celebrate.
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This guy doing Jon Bernthal has me rolling 😂 “YA SINGLE?!!”
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Commas, please
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The cast from Young Guns 38 years later.
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Having a beer at home at 7am. You have a problem. Having a beer at the airport at 7am. You have a great vacation.
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Grief is such a weird paradox. I want to stop remembering, but also, I don’t want to ever stop.
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i’m starting to seriously believe in the theory that you never run into people again once their cycle in your life is complete
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