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What are you talking about? Having humans remotely on standby in case of an emergency or if something goes wrong doesn't mean the Cybercab isn't operating Unsupervised.
Y’all love to move the goalposts 😂
Tesla’s Cybercab Robotaxi Is Probably Not “Unsupervised.” Here’s Why
forbes.com/sites/bradtemplet…
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There is a reason Neoclouds are all down 50% + from high's
It's not JUST Elon Musk warning us about the Neoclouds now, its basically all of the Mag 7 CEOs:
> Elon said the debt market is almost entirely shut off for them
> $MSFT Nadella on the call: renting capacity to "like 4 customers who buy a lot of capacity from you" and showing a few quarters of growth
"That is not a business as far as I'm concerned"
His CFO then said some third party capacity deliveries were delayed. Microsoft capex came in $45.2B vs $50.7B expected
$CRWV fell 6% overnight. $NBIS fell 6%
$AMZN Jassy: "neocloud reliance runs about 3,500 bps worse on operating margin"
$GOOGL: "rented capacity is a bridge and a margin headwind"
I think too many people are confusing increased Capex as solely a bullish signal for Neocloud's... They have a lot of headwinds against them right now
Not to mention not a single one is making a profit..
I sold the last of my neocloud exposure ($NBIS) a few days ago at $182
$IREN $NBIS $CRWV $APLD
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Want even more evidence that @Tesla FSD is going mainstream? Here’s 2016 F1 World Champion Nico Rosberg after recently trying FSD (Supervised) for the first time:
"It's been LIFE-CHANGING! My scarcest resource currently is time. And now, I was able to get some of that time back on the commute. By the evening, it actually felt like I'd won back half a working day!! I even had a mini date with my wife on the drive. My whole racing career, I was the one in control behind the wheel. But I'm now fully willing to hand over control!! It’s crazy that 75% of new Teslas delivered in North America last quarter came with FSD. In Europe, we’re still way behind on this tech. And we for sure need to move faster!!"
More info: evwire.com/p/nico-rosberg-te…
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Tesla has announced that their robotaxi service now runs until 2 AM (from 1 AM before). Getting close to 24-hour operation!
Other updates:
• Trip details can now be shared with your friends
• Rear view camera feed now available during your ride
• New Calm Mode: dims screen & sets cabin lighting to a "relaxing state."
• Grok now in Model Y robotaxi
Accessibility updates:
• There is now haptic feedback to assist users in finding their Cybercab/Model Y robotaxi
• Improved vehicle locating arrow in the app
• Music Control via Screen Reader
Been hard to keep track of all the robotaxi service updates lately lol.
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Tesla Robotaxi is now available until 2am
Service hours are 6am-1am with Ashok saying 2am is soon
Thanks to @DavidMoss for catching
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Convince your friends and family to adopt Tesla Self-Driving, and you get to use it for free on your own Tesla
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After Search, Shopping's about to go agentic.
Everything dumped after the bell on $AMZN earnings. And I mean everything.
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SpaceX is accusing T-Mobile and other legacy carriers of deliberately trying to harm the company and undermine @Starlink Mobile's expansion by pushing outdated, restrictive satellite-to-phone rules that could prevent millions of people in underserved communities from accessing the service.
"SpaceX has worked extensively with other operators, including T-Mobile. Unfortunately, the misplaced desire to harm a competitor has led many incumbents to oppose modernized rules that would bring direct-to-cell service to underserved border communities. The Commission should recognize that AFTRCC is now purely a lobbying organization whose mission is to protect legacy companies and their comments should not be viewed as independent or objective," SpaceX said in a new filing to the FCC.
Full filing in thread below:
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Big news, the FCC voted today to advance new satellite-to-phone rules that could benefit @SpaceX's Starlink Mobile, despite lobbying efforts by AT&T, Verizon, and T-Mobile to restrict parts of this proposal.
FCC: "This marks a major step to unleash American innovation and investment in next-generation connectivity."
The FCC voted to advance a proposal that would:
• Open up an additional 482 MHz of spectrum for satellite-to-phone services, expanding eligible frequency bands from 5 to 13.
• Eliminate restrictive spectrum-leasing requirements
• Remove rigid geographic coverage restrictions
• Allow more flexible agreements between satellite operators and wireless carriers
• Modernize technical rules to allow more efficient spectrum use
• Reconsider exclusive-use rights for certain satellite spectrum bands
If finalized, these changes could make it easier for SpaceX to expand Starlink Mobile, access additional spectrum, and reduce regulatory barriers.
Here's what happens next:
• Late 2026: Public comment period opens, allowing SpaceX, AT&T, Verizon, T-Mobile, and others to weigh in.
• Late 2026–Early 2027: Companies submit comments and responses arguing for or against specific rule changes.
• Early–Mid 2027: The FCC reviews the feedback, evaluates interference concerns, and considers revisions.
• Sometime in 2027: The FCC holds a final vote to officially adopt the new regulations.
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Italy’s transport minister Matteo Salvini posted that he had a “very positive and constructive conversation” with Elon Musk, and that Italy supports a swift EU approval of Tesla’s FSD (Supervised).
Italy is a major EU country, so this support could help Tesla ahead of the EU committee vote expected in December.
Very positive and constructive conversation with @elonmusk today.
Italy is looking with great interest at the opportunities offered by assisted driving technologies, with a focus on innovation and road safety, and supports a swift EU approval of Tesla Assisted Driving.
Thanks for the exchange, Elon!
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Tesla Robotaxi wait time in the new Houston Geofence area at 9:50 am.
Excellent wait time!
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Writes this AI slop article then 24hrs later Apollo, the firm he works at, runs the book on $40B for Spacex… if this cnbc panel was good, they would have asked him about it
Apollo's chief economist says the market has priced in an AI miracle - and it could tip the US into recession
"That's, of course, a very, very optimistic assumption around how much demand there will be" - Torsten Slok, Apollo
He isn't calling AI a fraud - it's "a revolutionary technology."
His warning is narrower: what if the payoff arrives late?
> What The Market Is Pricing (0:29):
- "Any stock price is essentially the net present value of the future cash flows" - so the question is "what is the slope" of them, and "how quickly revenues will come to the hyperscalers" on the back of the investment.
> The Jenga Question (1:05):
- The anchor raises Michael Burry's point: Amazon "stretch[ed] out" GPU depreciation, Meta narrowed it - marks "masking some of this performance." Slok's answer: demand for compute is "basically unlimited," so what matters is "what is the price that the hyperscalers can get and what is the revenue."
> A Doubling In 3-4 Years (2:42):
- "Consensus expectations at the moment are assuming that we basically will have a doubling of the revenue and ultimately of the free cash flow for the hyperscalers in a matter of three, four years."
> Energy Shock Over, Rate Shock Not (3:56):
- The anchor: "the energy shock is over. The rate shock is not over." Slok: "Exactly." Rates used to move with oil - now oil "really came down a lot" while rates stayed high. "The risk now is that interest rates will be higher for longer."
> Two Hikes Priced In (5:01):
- "Markets are pricing that the Fed will hike twice, once in September and once in March next year." That hits "tech, software, anything that has long duration cash flows."
Late revenue and rates that stay high: the same AI bet gets squeezed from both sides.
Unlike most crash calls, this one says what would make it come true.
I traced every big AI CRASH CALL call to its source and scored who was right ↓
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CBS Austin is reporting that an unoccupied Tesla Cybercab was hit by a pickup truck in southeast Austin Wednesday night as the driver fled a stabbing at Buzz Mill Coffee.
A man in a zombie costume allegedly stabbed two people around 8:54 p.m. at 1505 Town Creek Drive. Both were seriously injured (one critical but survived). He was later taken into custody and is expected to face aggravated assault charges.
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Tesla Robotaxi in Houston is so amazing 🤯 Drives super safe, picks great routes, drop offs, and wait only about 10 mins
The future is already here in Houston 🥳
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I used Tesla's Robotaxi service in Houston today and it did exceptionally well. I took about 2 hours worth of rides today.
Pickup and dropoffs were on point, no walking needed at all. No looping whatsoever.
Navigated many construction zones and school zones perfectly.
Wait times were less than 15 minutes today.
The only caveat is highways aren't allowed, but other than that this service is highly usable in Houston.
All this hand-wringing over capex from Facebook, Microsoft, Google and other new entrants is unnecessary.
When products are this good and improving this fast, we won't overbuild; if anything, we'll be constrained by physics and regulation.
And these machines will last a decade, as software gets relentlessly more efficient and we find creative uses for older clusters.
Earnings will be absurd in the next five years, as companies like Microsoft, Uber, Tesla, Robinhood, and Meta have revenue per employee DOUBLE every 3-4 years.
Pay attention to revenue and earnings per employee.
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😂😂😂😂😂
YES
44% of our @starlink installations are complete.
(That’s 44 out of every 100 if you're reading this, Dan Orlovsky.)



































