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Saru

@JColbyJack

Everything counts as research when you're a writer. Human equivalent of a golden retriever. Painting in my attic. She/Her https://nitter.cf/t.co/bay6CLngvD

 Ontario, Canada
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Joined October 2014
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Dear Publishers, I beg of you. Please stop using whatever it is you are using for book covers that is the paper equivalent of microfibre cloths. Please. I literally (not figuratively) recoil every time I touch one. Sincerely, Me
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OMG. It's @ladypinkmonsta's birthday today! She's amazing! She's beautiful! She's put up with me for 20 years so we're looking at getting her canonized for sainthood!
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I am easily influenced lol. But how can I say no to zombies?
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Book: Dial A for Aunties by Jesse Q. Sutanto Result: Fucking amazing. Thoughts: Crazy Rich Asians meets Weekend At Bernie's and I need this to be a movie please. 5⭐️
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When all your preorders show up at once. @ItsLaDarrion @ConcernedApe @explodikid 😍
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@ClicksNot As requested!
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RIP Grandpa. 93 good years. 🥰❤
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Got my first hair cut in 4 years and she took off five inches. Feels so much lighter now. I feel pretty. ._.
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Book: Divine Rivals by Rebecca Ross Result: It... was definitely a book. Thoughts: I could have used more of the divine war of the gods and less about Roman's cheekbones and swooping locks of hair tbh. 2⭐️
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Book: If We Were Villains by M.L. Rio Result: Finished the book so it doesn't win Thoughts: If I wanted to read this many Shakespeare quotes I would have just read Shakespeare 2⭐️
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I'm reading Seize the Night by @deankoontz right now, and this is the realist statement ever: "Human beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid."
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I'm only just on the prologue and this book is SO GOOD so far.
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This coverrrrr.
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Holy shit, college flashbacks.
Scott Westerfeld (@ScottWesterfeld) profile pictureScott Westerfeld@ScottWesterfeld6 Mar 2024
The Uglies movie is getting seriously nigh! No release date yet. To get a reminder when it's out: Log onto Netflix. Search on "Uglies." Select Uglies. Click on Remind Me!
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Heyyyy, guess who just got their sixth medical diagnosis! Welcoming osteoarthritis to the club!🤝
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My @thestorygraph 2023 wrap up is here! I thought I was a lot more generous with my five stars that I was LOL. Only 16 out of 122 books read:
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This knowledge brought to you by the fact that my niece asked for 'They Both Die at the End' for Christmas and I read the back when it arrived and was like, "Huh... this is not what I thought it was." xD
Saru (@JColbyJack) profile pictureSaru@JColbyJack5 Dec 2023
Guys, I've been mixing up 'John Dies at the End' and 'They Both Die at the End'. I was wondering why a book from 2007 was suddenly so popular again.
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Guys, I've been mixing up 'John Dies at the End' and 'They Both Die at the End'. I was wondering why a book from 2007 was suddenly so popular again.
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[incoherent noises of joy] It's heeeeeere! @GhostSoapZine
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Okay but can I also have the outfit on the left??
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After watching @WarwickZero and @GabSmolders play @loddlenaut my finger is hovering over the 'buy now' button lol.
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