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Someone help @UKLabour. They've tried nothing and they're all out of ideas.

ALT BUDGET TL;DR Screenshot of a pretend tweet exchange between Labour and Green Party accounts. Labour: Wealth taxes RED CROSS Warm homes RED CROSS Climate resilience RED CROSS Rent controls RED CROSS Boost bank and gambling share prices GREEN TICK someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my country is crumbling Green Party: @UKLabour tax extreme wealth and profits Labour: No Green Party Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of the Green Party of England and Wales, c/o PO Box Green Party, London, SE1P 6YL
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Michael Marra ridiculed the SNP tax cut for being 'tiny' in January this year. Maybe BBC Scotland and STV can ask him if he holds the same scorn for Burnham's 'tiny' 40p a week households will save as a result of tariffs being removed from marmalade and gherkins etc.
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Just how could @JohnHealey_MP visit St Fergus ( as seen here) a short time ago, and meet with workers, surely knowing full well that he was about to shaft them in his budget?
It doesn't matter which party is in power at Westminster. Scots shafted again.
heraldscotland.com/news/2667…
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I juat got Trump in Ohio! Videos to come! @DonaldTrump – at Chillicothe, OH
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Replying to @theglasgowbell
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Just got Trump at his rally in Chillicothe Ohio! Sang The Epstein Plane song, called him "Pumpkin Spice Peeedo" and gave him the finger then got attacked! I'm okay I think! I do it for you! 🦒💙 – at Chillicothe, OH
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Tommy Robinson sent a letter to himself, he meant to log out and send it from a different account.
But he didn't.
Don't RT 🤣
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📈 Scotland is energy rich, yet we pay the highest bills in Europe.
👉 Meanwhile the revenues from our resources are being syphoned off to patch holes in the Westminster Treasury as they finally concede we should have had an oil fund worth £1 trillion.
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Happy #WhiskerWednesday
Don’t buy hippos for Xmas. 🤣
The energy cap is expected to rise by 27% in January…
100 days ago, I promised to do things differently.
From cutting everyday costs to handing power back to communities, change is already underway.
But I know there’s much more to do - this is just the beginning.
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/a…
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While @UKLabour are crowing (lying) about saving you money on your energy bills….
The energy cap is expected to rise by 27% in January…
This “union” is really working for us eh? 😔
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🚨Ronan Coughlan on his altercation with Max Dowman before his red card during Fleetwood’s victory against Arsenal:
🗣️ Ronan Coughlan: “I get sick when I see young players with so much pride and arrogance, but so little respect for the game.
“We are Fleetwood, so what? We play in League Two, so what? It’s football, and we are here to compete too. Our league position doesn’t make us any less of a football club.
“I saw him kick out at Neal, and it wasn’t a good one. I went over to check if Neal was okay, only for Max to lash out and say,
‘This is exactly why you are in League Two and we are Premier League champions.’
“I got angry and told him to shut up. Before I knew it, everyone had gathered around us, and the whole thing turned into a massive confrontation.
“I accept responsibility for my reaction, and maybe I should have handled it better. But don’t ever think playing for Arsenal gives you the right to look down on us.
“These lads work hard, sacrifice a lot and deserve respect just like everybody else. We might not have the money, facilities or superstar names, but we have pride.
“And the funniest thing is that they came here as Premier League champions, expecting to beat a League Two side, yet we are the ones celebrating tonight.
“Max needs to understand something: your badge might make you famous, but it doesn’t make you better than everybody else. Football has a way of humbling you.”
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The GB Energy con was the cruellest trick played on Scottish voters. Labour promised lower energy bills and 53,000 new Scottish jobs. We got higher bills and no jobs. All over BBC Scotland during the 2024 general election. B4stards.
I played football on a Sat and the good lady played a Sunday. She used my ST for Hibs and I went to see Spurs on a Sunday. Fell out with a guy in the Park Lane when I suggested to my mate it was time for Kane to play and Adebayor to go. Would love to meet that guy again now 🤣🤣
🚨🚨🎙️| Harry Kane delivers an emotional tribute to his parents, wife and children after winning the 2026 Ballon d’Or! ❤️🏆
To his mum and dad:
“What a moment. All those years, the sacrifice you gave me, the support you gave me, the times taking me to training, coming to watch me play, all around England, all around Germany, no matter where it was, even to this day you're there.”
“There was never any pressure from you to become a footballer. It was always about working hard, it was always about improving, it was always about learning.”
“I love you. Thank you very much.”
To his children:
“To Ivy, Vivian, Louis and Henry, you're the reason I do this.”
“I want to set a good example, being a father, but also being a professional and what it means to work hard, what it means to believe in yourself. I love you very much.”
To his wife Katie:
“My best friend. We've been through ups and downs, for sure. You're my biggest supporter.”
“Here it is. We've done it. You've always done the best for me. You sacrificed yourself to help me achieve my dreams.”
“This is a trophy that we celebrate, not me. It's me and you. It's all the family.”
“I love you.” ❤️
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🚨 BREAKING: RNLI and Coastguard deployed to bizarre inland rescue after smug teenager wades well out of his depth!






























