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Lighting Designer. Electrician at @EwellElectrical. Secret Arsenal supporter. #iPhone Owner. #Instagram @JMCrilly

Coulsdon, South East
Joined March 2009
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What the fuck is this shit?!??!
Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well known MS-13 Gang Members, back into our Galaxy. You’re not the Rebellion—you’re the Empire. May the 4th be with you.
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Can you explain @evridelivery why your delivery driver does this?! Takes a photo of the parcel in the post box then takes it out and throws it on the floor?! Surely this goes against proof of delivery.
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Unpopular opinion: Emily eavis has ruined Glastonbury festival #Glastonbury #sza #Glastonbury2024
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When you finally exchange on your house move after months and months of stress and dealing with incompetent solicitors
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The biggest lie always told by @TfL
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Read this
The accounts coming out from the music festival are horrific. They need to be shared. The world needs to know the evil that innocent people faced this weekend. Here is one account from one of the survivors May Hayat (part 1/2): So I went to work with my girlfriend Liron at the bar in the Nova’s party, the whole night and morning we were together. We had so much fun. There was a beautiful sunrise and we went towards our trailer to drink coffee and rest. Then the nightmare began- rockets started flying over our heads. The music was stopped and we waited for the situation to calm down so we could go home. Suddenly I get a phone call from a friend who says that she and everyone who’s started driving back home from the party is being shot. I ran to the police officers closest to me to ask them to go and reinforce the people in the vehicles, but then we realized that there’s so many terrorists in our area and they are very close to us. There was one big chaos. We went to hide in the police command room and we all sat down on the floor. Some people cried, some shouted, some had anxiety attacks and some were completely silent. I hugged everyone who cried and couldn’t catch their breath, and Liron helped the wounded while we were under attack. The noise of the gunshots began to get closer, the policemen stood in the doorway ready with their weapons and looked at each other with a frightened look and shouted to “storm!”. They turned to us just before leaving the room and told us to “run and pray.” They came out and got shot one after the other. The terrorists fired bursts of gunfire at the room and for a moment there was shocking silence. We left the room running to the battlefield, and while I’m running I turned back and I saw Liron. She stayed there and didn’t come with us. We tried our best and ran as fast as possible until we reached some ambulance and hid behind it. The shots came from every direction. To our right, to our left, behind and in front of us. I saw someone yelling at us, “Come here, it’s safer.” I ran towards him, no one came with me. Me and him continued running together until we saw a vehicle approaching us. It was one of the party members who offered us to get into his car and try to escape with him. We got on his car and as soon as he started driving the terrorist started shooting at us. We made a U-turn and drove to the other way and we were shooted there as well. We returned back to the place we were at the beginning and suddenly the car’s wheel got stuck in the sand while we are still under fire. We ran out of the car until we noticed a hole in the ground. We entered inside, held hands and prayed. It was just the two of us, the guy who was driving the car disappeared. I told him ‘Do you know the stories of the Holocaust in which people pretended to be dead so they wouldn’t be noticed? This is what gonna happen to us. He covered us with sand and we were in silence for about an hour until we started hearing footsteps coming towards us and we prayed for a miracle. They found us. 8 terrorists in front of both of us. I closed my eyes tightly because I was sure they gonna shot us but then they grabbed us and lofted us from the ground. They took our phones and everything we had in our pockets. They announced in their walkie-talkie, ‘We have 2 more abductees.” One of the terrorists started talking to me in Arabic and I told him I can’t understand him. I didn’t shout, I didn’t went crazy, I became apathetic. He put his jacket on me while the rest of them was looking at me like I was a piece of meat because I was wearing a tank top. In one hand he holds my hand, and in the other hand he holds a missile. We started walking and I saw that they were looking on the floor for things like cigarettes and drinks. So I helped them. I didn’t want to resist.
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The state of the streets in Aldgate. @TowerHamletsNow doing a mighty fine job of tidying up during the refuse collectors strike as you can see. This is not even the biggest pile I’ve seen today.
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I’ve tried to be open minded and all that, but this X business is a bit bollocks, isn’t it? It seems deliberately vague and therefore slightly oppressive. The little bird was much more, um, uplifting. Am I alone?
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This is an urgent appeal to all black cab drivers. A man has left an urn containing his child’s ashes in a black Adidas bag in a cab he took from Fenchurch Street to Smithfield Meat Market at 6.30am. Anyone with any information please contact 020 7601 2222
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When you get through on the #ErasTourtickets sale and all they have for sale are RIDICULOUSLY priced package tickets.
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As someone who has never smoked in their life and is therefore a complete neutral on this topic... I had more respect for people when they just smoked cigarettes. Enjoying your little mango and pomegranate vape are you mate? Grow up. Get some fags down ya.
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When I thought the drone rising behind the Pyramid stage was the best Glastonbury footage I’ve ever seen, I was wrong. This is quite the perspective… #Glastonbury #Glasto @bbcglasto @glastonbury @emilyeavis
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Replying to @netflix
Love is sharing a password.
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A friendly reminder that when you used to rent videos from us. We didn’t care who you shared it with… As long as you returned it on time. @netflix
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Netflix trying to stop password sharing outside your household. Meanwhile when I log into my @DisneyPlus account, they’re all like:
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