Black. Black. Black! Like the clouds of death that follow me into the forest of doom and hide in the wardrobe of darkness! BLACK!
Trapped in a jar of shadows
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What happens when you’re in charge of #homeschooling and you introduce your child to the Fast Show’s Johnny Nice Painter halfway through the morning 🙊🤦🏼♀️😆
This, people, is why children need to be in school 😳
Just to keep this account alive in case someone non-cunty eventually buys the platform, here's a picture of a frame of honey from one of my bee hives. Apparently it's a hellhole over here now, so no doubt someone will be along soon to accuse me of being a bee-rapist or something.
@bishy29 I HAVE COOKED SOMETHING! I was allowed knives and everything! Having a glut of aubergines so decided to make a brinjal pickle with proper ingredients.
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“There are too many of us and we are all too far apart.”
~ Kurt Vonnegut
Born on this day, 1922.
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Here is the best account of the nights of violence I have seen - from an Amsterdam resident who was there throughout.
Kept ourselves busy yesterday making a grazing box out of some scraps and bits of 2x4 left by various builders. The idea is the hens get to peck at some grass without pulling it out by the roots and turning their entire environment into mud.
My father lived through polio, tuberculosis and a world war. I'm living, or have lived through, clinical depression, arthritis, diabetes, an L4/L5 lumbar fusion with discectomy, kidney stones and Mrs Brown's Boys. I am struggling losing my lovely naked ladybot followers though 😢
