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John L. Prokap

@JProkap

I work in IT, but more here for FinTwit and humor. Opinions my own. I'd love to do stand up one day. Jokes not guaranteed.🧐

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Joined February 2010
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fedaykin reepicheep (@mauddweeb) profile picture
fedaykin reepicheep
@mauddweeb6h
Me and all my boys rn
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People with 🇵🇸 in their bio always have the worst opinions
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I have been accused of having height privilege.
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@he1smar0Oct 28
Heightism genuinely worse than racism 🥀
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downgraded to Alphabutt
Barchart (@Barchart) profile pictureBarchart
@BarchartOct 28
BREAKING 🚨: Alphabet $GOOGL Timberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 📉📉
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Apparently @RealStockCats is already on that bender.
CraftHoop (@CraftHoop) profile pictureCraftHoop
@CraftHoopOct 27
Who knew embroidery could be this much fun? 😸 From cheerful sunflowers to unexpected seaside adventures, these adorable cats bring a little humor, charm, and personality to every stitch! Choose your favorite design or save with the 2-piece set.

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Hashem (@HashemAllMighty) profile picture
Hashem
@HashemAllMightyOct 27
List of Middle Eastern countries where Muslims can vote in free democratic elections: 1. Israel 🇮🇱
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Larry LaBate
@xmethuselahxOct 27
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Alex Elliott (@alexpotato) profile picture
Alex Elliott
@alexpotatoOct 28
Replying to @KobeissiLetter
“If an event happens and someone told you it was a 1 in a billion chance, what’s more likely: - it’s actually a 1 in a billion - the person who made that estimate was wrong” - @nntaleb
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Zorg called and said "make it a billion."
mischief - very special 🎖️🏆 (@y2k_mischief) profile picturemischief - very special 🎖️🏆@y2k_mischiefOct 27
BREAKING: Docusign to lay off 800 million employees
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Both parties promise change, then grow the same government. Libertarians run to shrink it. Your wallet already knows the difference.
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Morgan Stanley forecasts thing that already happened #brave
*Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaone) profile picture*Walter Bloomberg
@DeItaoneOct 26
MORGAN STANLEY WARNS OF BRAZIL MARKET SELLOFF Morgan Stanley forecasts a 20%–30% drop in Brazilian equities following Lula's election victory. The bank sees USD/BRL reaching 5.60, potentially 6.00 if fiscal concerns worsen, alongside 300–400 bps of pressure on interbank rates. The key takeaway: Rising fiscal risks threaten Brazil's currency, bonds and equities. Related tickers: $EWZ, $PBR, $VALE
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We need 14 more rate hikes...
zerohedge (@zerohedge) profile picturezerohedge
@zerohedgeOct 26
iPhone Duo Resellers Demand Steep Premiums As Apple Stores Sell Out, Deliveries Slip To January zerohedge.com/technology/iph…
iPhone Duo Resellers Demand Steep Premiums As Apple Stores Sell Out, Deliveries Slip To January

iPhone Duo Resellers Demand Steep Premiums As Apple Stores Sell Out, Deliveries Slip To January

The average asking price across all four storage versions was around $4,188 across 38 listings, excluding a...

zerohedge.com
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Apollo: AI adds no value to customers: apollo.com/wealth/insights-n… Also Apollo:
No Signs of AI Payoff Outside the Tech Sector | The Daily Spark

No Signs of AI Payoff Outside the Tech Sector | The Daily Spark

Despite massive investments and widespread hype around artificial intelligence, the technology has delivered zero financial payoff to corporate America outside of tech. Subscribe for daily updates.

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*Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaone) profile picture*Walter Bloomberg
@DeItaoneOct 26
$SPCX - SPACEX SIGNS $40 BILLION GPU FINANCING DEAL WITH APOLLO SpaceX has entered into a binding commitment for a master finance lease with Apollo Global Management ($APO ), according to an SEC filing. Apollo will purchase GPU pods and related equipment and lease them to SpaceX, with aggregate scheduled principal payments expected to total $40 billion. The agreement is expected to close before year-end 2026. The key takeaway: SpaceX is securing large-scale GPU infrastructure through lease financing, highlighting the enormous capital requirements of AI expansion.
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Nazi Hunters
@HuntersOfNazisOct 25
I’m starting to think this ‘anti-genocide’ crowd isn’t really about “opposing a genocide...” It’s about committing one.
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Wilfred Reilly
@wil_da_beast630Oct 25
The Palestinian flag is the global symbol of rioting and arson.
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This snowflake deserves all the grief he gets
Peter Hague (@peterrhague) profile picturePeter Hague
@peterrhagueOct 25
Believe it or not this image is contraband in my country. I’m taking a risk just showing it to you
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America needs none of this bullshit Ro There’s no genocide in Gaza, the only genocide is the one Hamas- and apparently you- want of the Israeli people. Reign in government spending And while you’re at it fuck all the way off
Ro Khanna (@RoKhanna) profile pictureRo Khanna
@RoKhannaOct 24
The Democratic Party needs a new generation of uncompromised politicians. This country needs people who will fight to end the genocide in Gaza, tax the billionaires, and hold the Epstein Class accountable.
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Bullish $ITA
Jim Cramer (@jimcramer) profile pictureJim Cramer
@jimcramerOct 25
at peace
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The math works in Europe too…
Fermat's Library (@fermatslibrary) profile pictureFermat's Library
@fermatslibraryOct 24
Today is a mathematical date we won't see again for 78 years. 10/24/26 10² + 24² = 26² It's called a Pythagorean Triple Day. There are infinitely many Pythagorean triples, but only 12 dates this century satisfy the equation.Today is the last. Next one: March 4, 2105.
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The Golden Horde and Roman Legions led mostly peaceful conquests of the know world…
BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) profile pictureBBC News (World)
@BBCWorldOct 24
Clashes erupt in Paris after largely peaceful protests across France bbc.in/4jyPz62
Clashes erupt in Paris after largely peaceful protests across France

Clashes erupt in Paris after largely peaceful protests across France

Officials have so far managed to avoid a repeat of last weekend's rioting and looting during renewed protests over the cost of living and school conditions.

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