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Head of PR and Communications for https://nitter.cf/t.co/9qAFo0GaUt. Interested in all things real estate. All views are my own

London
Joined January 2009
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Has this Saka come from the same cloning facility as Jimmy Hill Vini Jr?
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Life with Christos Tzolis on the left and Raya in goal:
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Torpenhow Hill, England When the Saxons arrived and asked the locals what that hill was called, the Welsh replied, “Pen,” which simply means hill in Welsh. The Saxons, apparently not spotting they’d already been given the full answer, added their own word for hill: tor. So it became Torpen - literally Hill Hill. A few centuries later, the Norse turned up and repeated the exercise, adding haugr, their word for hill. Now it was effectively Torpenhaugr - Hill Hill Hill. Then the English arrived, looked at the whole thing, shrugged, and added “Hill” on the end for good measure. Thus we ended up with Torpenhow Hill: Hill Hill Hill Hill. It’s comforting to know that for over a thousand years, successive generations have been independently deciding that the previous lot hadn’t made it quite clear enough that it was, in fact, a hill. Language is magnificent. Humans… less so.🤷🏻‍♂️🤣
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A farmer dies in April 2026. His son inherits the farm. The farm has been in the family since 1847. The farm consists of: 300 acres of grazing pasture, a farmhouse built in 1892, a barn, a milking parlour, two tractors of varying ages, a Land Rover that runs about 70% of the time, and a herd of 180 Hereford-cross cattle. On paper, the farm is worth approximately £3.2 million. This is because land near him has been bought recently by a London hedge fund looking for carbon credits, which has dragged the comparable value of every field within forty miles upward to a number nobody local can justify. In cash, the farm produces a profit of about £28,000 a year in a good year. In a bad year it loses money. The son also works as a fencing contractor three days a week to keep the operation viable. The inheritance tax bill on a £3.2 million estate, even at the reduced 20% rate, comes to approximately £140,000 after the increased threshold is applied. The son does not have £140,000. The son has never had £140,000. The son has £4,200 in his current account and an overdraft. The son sells 60 acres to a developer to pay the tax. The developer puts solar panels on the 60 acres. The remaining herd cannot be sustained on the reduced land. The herd is sold. The barn becomes a holiday let. A different family eats Brazilian beef this Christmas without knowing why the price went up. The Treasury collects £140,000. The land never produces British food again.
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How many other clubs in world football could muster this reaction?
The biggest club in London without a doubt and it’s not even close. Yesterday was incredible.
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Beautiful ❤️
Sky Sporrs have just shown a little video of the journey from 2004 to now I’m gonna cry
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CAN WE CELEBRATE NOW????❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Funny how the Sky cameras just happened to pick out this bloke ready to whip out his Arsenal bottle should City have won last night. What are the odds? 🤔
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Matteo Tramoni would be a perfect pick for the vice Yildiz role. The kid has a wicked strike on him and is versatile, covering numerous other attacking positions. He's also quick, with great dribling / change of direction. Better option than Maldini. Listen up Comolli #juventus
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Replying to @UberUKI_Support
Legal fob off from Uber
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.@UberUKI_Support I was given a gift card to redeem in dollars and my app says the credit has been redeemed, but it is not in my account. So s significant amount of money has vanished. Your AI customer support isn't helping.
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.@UberUKI_Support Can gift cards purchased in another country be converted to another currency? If not, can the gift be refunded? I've been given a gift and can't redeem it because it was bought online in the US and I'm in the UK.
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Is Damien Comolli going to do the business for #Juve, or will he be more of a Damien Comolli-Gigli? In my opinion, his track record is a guarantee for the reboot. I mostly posted this because I wanted to make a rubbish Coboli-Gigli joke🤦‍♂️.
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One of the great nights of Arsenal's recent history. Surely their greatest ever victory at the Emirates Stadium. Arteta took over a team that was hobbling through the Europa League group stages. Now they have just spanked Real Madrid.
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Luciano Spalletti's EURO 2024: Press Conference quotes: 10/10 Tactics: 0/10 Squad selection: 0/10
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My thoughts on the Graham Hancock & Flint Dibble debate with Joe Rogan: - Graham Won the debate - Flint dodged or otherwise didn’t answer MANY consequential questions - Flint was caught red-handed lying about his quote tying Hancock to “white supremacy” - Flint’s denial of the obvious manmade Yonaguni underwater structure is telling - Sphinx has significant water erosion. It’s apparent for all who have eyes to see - Flint came across as an ambassador for Establishment Archaeology. His persistent awkward laughing at Graham’s arguments are what losing an argument typically looks like - Ultimately Flint is very smart, and everyone could learn a lot from him. He deserves huge props for participating in this debate! - Graham Hancock is a class act, and did fantastic on this unprecedented debate! 🔥 - Joe Rogan is a stud for putting this debate on and appropriately mediating! I encourage everyone to go watch it. You’ll easily find it on YouTube, Spotify or iTunes
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Another girl has been missing from Bromley for a month. Anyone with information about Nuran please contact police. The picture on the right is an updated one of her
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Interesting
Sent a Greek Embassy advisor to ask the Egyptians to withdraw Souvaltzi’s permission to excavate. This was the first time in human history that one country's government intervened in another country's internal affairs to stop an archaeological excavation. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siwa_O…
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