@J__Mathew
Joined July 2019
Got to watch my best friend get married this weekend, and also caught the stomach bug and lost 14 lbs
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Florida State giving up 400 yards and 6 TDs on the ground is nasty work
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Bullshit everyday in this evil house
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5 am comes early. Strong start to the week
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Freaky ass Spider Man
Michael Jackson once seriously explored buying Marvel because he wanted to make a Spider-Man movie, and possibly play Spider-Man himself. Stan Lee later confirmed Jackson approached him about the rights, and Jackson considered buying the entire company when he realised that might be the only way to make it happen.
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"You're the first girl i brought here" The pumpkin patch employee:
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Customer service is abysmal across the board. Everything exported to a foreign country. No accountability. Maybe AI and robots aren’t such a bad thing.
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Kai Cenat has released brand new VIVET sneakers in two distinct colorways.
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Had a package delivered by @ups to @cvs because I couldn’t be available for that package. Inside of that package were 3 new iPhones and 2 Apple Watches. Someone else signed for it and now has $6k worth of Apple products, and now I will concentrate all of my effort to finding them
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Just ate 16 chicken wings directly after telling a patient to clean up their diet. ✨ BALANCE✨
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Do men smell cologne prior to putting it on?!?
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Learned some sick half guard with the current UFC BJJ champ. Dude is a wizard. Literal poetry in motion.
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Occasionally the Pharma reps understand the assignment
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Putting up 80 points in fantasy this week, haven’t touched a female in 2 years, and I have to go to work tomorrow
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Haven’t run overnight coverage in a while, and won’t again 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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Golf simulator, out. Clubhouse for Rocco, in.
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The boys representing up in Jersey 🔥
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
showing this picture to the guy at the dispensary like he's my barber
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Just spent 2 hours playing the front 9 because the Chads in front of us are hitting shots out of the lake (he shot 9 on this par 3). Shrink the game.
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