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Writer of TV Comedy/Drama. Had Cancer and lived to tell the tale. Did the props for some of your favourite shows too. YNWA

UK
Joined February 2009
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“trend of Jews being portrayed in certain way” as he black faces a Jamaican
Sacha Baron Cohen has said the reason that Ali G 2 has bombed at the Box Office is due to 'anti-semitism' and is part of a wider: "trend of Jews being portrayed in certain ways and trying to be silenced."
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The 50 wealthiest families own more wealth than the poorest 34 *million* people. The problem is not a pensioner or a young person looking for a job - the problem is wealth inequality. We need a wealth tax. Now.
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People keep telling me to write my characters to have something called *checks notes "feelings, emotions and relationships" could someone explain to a white British AuDHD man raised by working class parents what exactly these things are? Lol x
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Man annoyed that people are being portrayed in certain negative ways while making an entire career of portraying certain people in negative ways...
Sacha Baron Cohen has said the reason that Ali G 2 has bombed at the Box Office is due to 'anti-semitism' and is part of a wider: "trend of Jews being portrayed in certain ways and trying to be silenced."
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Anyone defending Tommy Robinson needs to explain exactly what they think he should be allowed to get away with. A man who claims to be a great British patriot, lives in Spain and spends the majority of the year on holiday at the expense of his “donors” was sitting in a holiday resort in Cyprus while stirring up civil unrest in Britain. Journalists reported on it. That is their job. It was a legitimate national story. And because Robinson didn’t like the scrutiny, he sent private investigators after the journalists, had them tracked and photographed, exposed their home addresses and their families, and threatened to turn up at their homes, saying “I’m coming to get you”. One journalist needed personal security. Another had to remove his family from their home. If you believe that is acceptable behaviour, that a man can threaten journalists and expose their families to intimidation simply because he dislikes their reporting, then you aren’t defending free speech. You’re defending intimidation. A jury heard the evidence and convicted him. Stop pretending this was a conspiracy because you don’t like the verdict.
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Oh ok so he just uses people's culture just for laughs and to make a bunch of money. Nice guy.
Sacha Baron Cohen now says Borat has nothing to do with Kazakhstan. A perfectly reasonable explanation, although one that might have made more sense if he hadn't called the film “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.”
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So when you knock on someones door and say "trick or treat?" is this a threat? so like give me a treat or I'll play a trick on you? or is this the child saying "can you either show me a trick or give me a treat?" Being AuDHD makes these thing baffling to me tbh.
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Where do all the Pilots that never make it go? Like is there a vault somewhere with thousands of shows we never got to see? Or did they chuck them all in a big fire/ wave a magnet over the hard drive?
Coming in November to timrobbins.com: I’m thrilled to present my never-before-seen television pilot about the pharmaceutical industry called Possible Side Effects. It tested incredibly well but never went to series. Hmmm. Great performances from Ellen Burstyn, Josh Lucas, Tim Blake Nelson, Maya Rudolph, Sarita Choudhury, Betty Gilpin, Eva Amurri, and Miles Robbins. See for yourself, starting November 1st.
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Bad stories take forever to write but good ones go down on the page fast. However if you don't know any better then often bad stories can be written quickly too so who the fuck knows anything really????
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So I recently badgered my cinematographer @steveyedlin into making my ideal iPhone still camera app. It shoots RAW, bypasses the iPhone's look processing and instead uses the same image processing we use on our movies. apps.apple.com/app/apple-sto…
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A memorable Carabao Cup header from Big Virg against Chelsea 💥
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The year is 2008. Manchester United just won their 3rd Champions League, with Milan winning their 7th the year before… Meanwhile, AFC Bournemouth has just been relegated to League Two after finishing 21st in League One. 18 years later:
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I mean even as Liverpool fan I'd bloody love to see this happen. If only just for the drama and the vibes of it all.
Manchester United’s decline has a clear fix: a David Beckham-led consortium buys out the Glazers. Inter Miami’s transformation proves they can turn a club around. As a United legend, Beckham would restore the bond with the fans that the Glazer ownership has broken.
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Norway on the verge of electing Diego Simeone any minutes.
Trump says he doesn’t want immigrants from Norway because he didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize. “Norway sucks. Norway has become a shithouse country.”
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Basic education piece: Not all Jewish people are Zionists. Lots of Zionists aren't Jews. The Board of Deputies largely self identity as Zionists. The Media often report the Board of Deputies as the opinion of Jewish people. Yet many Jewish people say #NotInOurName
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This has aged very very well.
Is it just me or does the de Ligt signing have massive “move to United and fade” energy? Hope I’m wrong as he could be great.
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Goodbye Michael Carrick. 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻
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Ghost is out today people. Get out of the rain and into the cinema!
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Nominative Determinism strikes again.
The four finalists for James Bond are: • Callum Turner • Josh O’Connor • Jack Lowden • Mystery Actor Final screen tests are set to take place next week. 🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
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