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Tall, dark, and anxious. he/him. πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦

Yawning at the gym
Joined December 2009
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The best thing I’ve learned this week is that when squirrels fall/jump - they land like superheroes
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haaaaaaaaaaaate the way Americans say β€œtwat”
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So where are all those RHONY fans that wouldn’t stfu about this cast and how badly they need to be brought back? We are you all? Why aren’t you watching your faves? You on mute πŸ™ƒ
Episode 1 of #TheGoldenLife 🌴 DID NOT make the top 200 shows on Cable on Tuesday (therefore receiving a lower rating than a 0.03 in the demo)
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Britani is done. Whitney is done. Any time Meredith is confronted she β€œdisengages” or pretends to be on the phone. Lisa will never see someone else’s side of things. Mary can’t stand any of those girls. I love this cast but it’s time for a BIG shake up. @Andy #RHOSLC
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Jack Murphy πŸ‘‘ retweeted
Lily Allen dresses up as a Ticketmaster seat map for Halloween: β€œNever beating the allegations #bluedotfever”
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Obviously #TeamMocha because she’s made all the other girls look like dogs every single week #dragraceuk πŸ©·πŸ’š
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me watching KY Kelly’s downfall #dragraceuk
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James Acaster and Richard E Grant both admitted to being traitors, Hannah Fry was the most obvious recruit ever… is this the worst group of faithfuls the show has ever had?? πŸ˜… #CelebrityTraitors
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James blunt giving β€œa day of rest but not for me” out the window iykyk #celebritytraitors
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Now why is Steve Harrington caked up so fiercely may I ask?
Actor and musician Joe Keery at a beach in Sydney, Australia, in February 2025.
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wait i’m obsessed with him just queening out with lisa and meredith this whole episode
β€œlisa needs to stay away from him” then the cut to her singing hypocrisy and bullshit to him i’m screaming 😭😭😭😭
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gotta imagine that’s how it looks when he’s pumping int- [gunshots]
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Whoever is in charge of merch at A24 deserves a raise. I had no idea I needed a Black Phillip butter dish but here we are, living deliciously.
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It should have won that Outstanding Writing for a Drama Series Emmy. The Body also should have cleaned up Emmys. Buffy was done DIRTY over the years.
Buffy is such a great show that when critics said it only worked because of its dialogue, they made a silent episode just to prove them wrong and created this MASTERPIECE
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me tryna impress lepidopterist trade
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the size of Sebastian Croft’s hands… 🫦 #celebritytraitors
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I’d really struggle being on the Traitors because they come back to the castle from doing the missions, all the big lights are on? Even while they’re eating… it’s so bright in there… I’d hate that. #celebritytraitors
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Oh the traitors would reeaaalllyyyy get my ass with this murder. I yawn every ten seconds #thetraitorsuk
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β€œThere is good in Rhaenyra, but the crown is a weight that crushes.” I love Alicent, and Olivia’s delivery of her lines. So layered and so thoughtful. #HouseoftheDragon
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My therapist: hello? Me: Yeah it’s me, the Love, Victor guy is trying to kill me agajn
πŸ“ΈI Michael Cimino showing off his physique in a new post
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