every male friend group has - guy who is a danger to himself and others - guy who does hard drugs but not in an addict way - guy who plays a fuck ton of Xbox - guy who knows a lot about sports - guy with earring who women find attractive - guy who pops out once a year

Nothing worse than a fat chick with confidence

The burrow split jersey mixed with U Maine Black Bear flag on college gameday is insane.

I hate white couples who have names that make good puns

Gus Johnson does not wanna be here today lol

LSU this, ole miss that, Bama and Georgia will play in the SEC title game. Mark my words.

Pat McAfee doesn’t care about your schools football team, he just wants your attention.

Date last night said she saw Taylor Swift Eras Tour 6 times and had the nerve to ask ME WHY, I was on my 7th beer.

Average @PatMcAfeeShow gameday kick:

Retard mode penalties.@Cuse should be disappointed

Truly remarkable how undisciplined and not ready Syracuse football is. Disgusting show.

If im in a room with this desk and Bin Laden, im shooting myself twice

Please stop shitting on the number one sports podcast in the world. This isn’t le bernardin, it’s dudes talking ball and it’s just not that serious

The NFL has a pass interference problem (again) (probably)

59 points is great for the bears but giving up 37 to the mudderfucking panthers is crazy work

Kinda goes hard

So Western Michigan is just bus floor piss nasty

Ordered 8 wings, got 10. I love this country.