أبُو هُرَيْرَة · Dec 17, 2020 · 5:54 PM UTC

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أبُو هُرَيْرَة@Jacob_Jillo17 Dec 2020

If i give you one of my kittens and you mistreat them its on sight Walahi

أبُو هُرَيْرَة · Oct 30, 2026 · 7:03 AM UTC

أبُو هُرَيْرَة@Jacob_Jillo1h

Comedy gold

Baba Kayai@BabaKayai13 Oct 2015

Kuna siku tulienda kuchota maji kwa mto, tuka overload gari ikashindwa kupanda mlima, ikarudi rivers

أبُو هُرَيْرَة · Oct 29, 2026 · 5:10 PM UTC

أبُو هُرَيْرَة@Jacob_Jillo14h

Thats exactly what i would have done

irumbi woshy@irumbib20h

Imagine your kids are starving with no clothes, and as a father you buy a 65-inch TV so they can watch Cocomelon in HD. That's exactly what this government is doing.

أبُو هُرَيْرَة · Oct 29, 2026 · 5:03 PM UTC

أبُو هُرَيْرَة@Jacob_Jillo15h

Niggas will do anything to avoid farming😂😂

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أبُو هُرَيْرَة · Oct 28, 2026 · 4:51 PM UTC

أبُو هُرَيْرَة@Jacob_JilloOct 28

Najua huyo mzee ametuuza walahi

FC Bayern München

@FCBayernOct 28

𝗘𝗶𝗻𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗮 🏟️ Ein besonderes Spiel zum Start ins neue Jahr: Der FC Bayern reist am 5. Januar 2027 nach Nairobi und trifft dort im Rahmen der feierlichen Eröffnung des neuen Nationalstadions „Raila Odinga International Stadium at Talanta Sports City“ auf Ajax Amsterdam. 🔗 Alle Infos: fcbayern.com/2zB4o

Image from FC Bayern München (@FCBayern)

أبُو هُرَيْرَة · Oct 28, 2026 · 1:46 PM UTC

أبُو هُرَيْرَة@Jacob_JilloOct 28

Wah wah mjue vile kplc ni wezi “other charges” ni 8k 🤣 eight fucking kenyarras mangai

أبُو هُرَيْرَة@Jacob_JilloOct 27

Nimebuy tokens za 20k. @KenyaPower_Care shikeni simu pls

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أبُو هُرَيْرَة · Oct 28, 2026 · 9:17 AM UTC

أبُو هُرَيْرَة@Jacob_JilloOct 28

Na tokens? Juu nikona mingi sana😭

✨ Janet 🇰🇪@wanjiiru_MLOct 27

Sai mungu akisema watu wako na 500 bob kwa mpesa ndio wataamka, mimi mwendo nmeumaliza 😭😂😂

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أبُو هُرَيْرَة · Oct 28, 2026 · 3:43 AM UTC

أبُو هُرَيْرَة@Jacob_JilloOct 28

Image from أبُو هُرَيْرَة (@Jacob_Jillo)

أبُو هُرَيْرَة@Jacob_JilloOct 27

Nimebuy tokens za 20k. @KenyaPower_Care shikeni simu pls

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أبُو هُرَيْرَة · Oct 27, 2026 · 12:51 PM UTC

أبُو هُرَيْرَة@Jacob_JilloOct 27

Nimebuy tokens za 20k. @KenyaPower_Care shikeni simu pls

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joycekuria? · Oct 26, 2026 · 8:03 AM UTC

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joycekuria?@JoyceKuria_42Oct 26

Hello, I'm Joyce Kuria. You've doom scrolled your way into my art. Enjoy! 🫶

Kiswili Cyprian@kharsh_artOct 26

Hi I’m Kiswili ! You’ve doom scrolled your way into my art. Enjoy 😎

Image from Kiswili Cyprian (@kharsh_art)

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One Wahala After The Other · Oct 21, 2026 · 12:38 PM UTC

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One Wahala After The Other@Kayy_ZAOct 21

Budget ya November is TIGHT. One mistake and I’m in danger.

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أبُو هُرَيْرَة · Oct 23, 2026 · 4:35 PM UTC

أبُو هُرَيْرَة@Jacob_JilloOct 23

Lahaula tuko kwa rasa walahi

🤍@__MsmaryamOct 22

Here is a video to help understand the Super El Niño better…

Mbabz · Oct 23, 2026 · 1:51 PM UTC

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@Kalasinga_Oct 23

For most Kenyans, 300k net per month is life changing money. It is a mid-high level managerial salary in most decent companies. How many Kenyans get to that level? Very few. – at Nairobi, Kenya

Col3-wrld@_H0VaOct 23

300K sio thaat much in this economy bana ,mwache kui treat as if it's some type of life changing money Frankly,real ones tunatia bidii sai tukuwe consultants tu make twice that amount and maybe even more

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أبُو هُرَيْرَة · Oct 23, 2026 · 9:54 AM UTC

أبُو هُرَيْرَة@Jacob_JilloOct 23

Kwani tuko kwa rasa fuck sake

^ · Oct 19, 2026 · 4:35 PM UTC

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@whisperandwordsOct 19

don’t tell me “there’s other fish in the sea” those fishes don’t do what my fish does, they don’t even look like my fish. my fish swims a little different, kinda sideways, a little autistic. i like that fish. i want that fish

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أبُو هُرَيْرَة · Oct 19, 2026 · 2:42 PM UTC

أبُو هُرَيْرَة@Jacob_JilloOct 19

Gal gadot is such a terrible actor

Issah@IssahZubairuOct 18

How is Ares able to use lighting i thought only Zeus can use lighting

June 25th · Oct 16, 2026 · 7:59 PM UTC

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June 25th@Jasiri_WVROct 16

Movie night na vifaranga and one starts coughing incessantly, amepigwa na "nyamaza Van Cough" 😂😂😂😂 . . . Yeah, these ones will be alright.

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Chaté 🧊🦉 · Oct 17, 2026 · 8:58 AM UTC

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Chaté 🧊🦉@ChatnovskiOct 17

There’s a guy on IG who pours a whole pack of sugar on an ant hill to “give them sudden wealth, cause inflation and crash their economy” 😭😭😭

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Ero · Oct 15, 2026 · 10:28 AM UTC

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@LemayianLeiyanOct 15

"You guys are going by road eeeh? Be careful the roads are very slippery"

dennis ombachi OLY

@ombachi13Oct 15

Karibu inipeleke sayun january. Alafu hao 1st responders waliniibia kofia kama bado niko upside down in my seatbelt. Mkiona tailor made Kangemi ni yangu 😂😂

Image from dennis ombachi OLY (@ombachi13)

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meghan · Oct 15, 2026 · 2:33 AM UTC

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@deloisiveteOct 15

Yes, my husband leaves a lot of mugs upstairs, but if he brought them all down and we cleaned them, then they wouldn't all fit in the cupboard, and it's all part of a very delicately balanced dishes ecosystem

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Wantam · Oct 14, 2026 · 4:06 AM UTC

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Wantam@wakili_046Oct 14

Australia: What do you want to do here? Me: Study Australia: Pay 2900$ visa, 545$ medical fee and 18,500$ school fees before we give visa. Me: Paid Australia: Refused, you can get 95% back of your sch. Fees, we will eat the rest. Thank you for bringing deals😆

Said@Seid101Oct 11

Tourists are seething over the 44 USD mandatory inbound travel health insurance.

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