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Jensen Huang just resigned as Nvidia CEO after 33 years and the stock closed down 4.3% to $166. The man WAS Nvidia. Who do you even trust to run the AI trade now — Kress or is this a buying-the-dip moment?
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Talk about brutal timing — the Dolphins just put Malik Willis on IR on trade deadline day, so Kyle McCord, picked up from Green Bay last summer, is suddenly QB1 for at least 4 weeks. How many wins does Miami get with him under center?
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The market gave us its best day since April on Monday — S&P +2.35%, chips +6.9%. Then CPI came in hotter than expected this morning (+0.4%) and futures flipped red. So was Monday a bounce or a trap? What's the move at the open?
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24 teams. 12 extra playoff games. And conference title games are DEAD after 2026.
College football just became March Madness with helmets — and your 9-3 team suddenly has a real shot.
Wrong answers only: who wins the first 24-team title?
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Monday plot twist: futures are green, AMD's up 3% — and Nvidia is down 5% before the open after its board opened an investigation into Jensen Huang.
The market wants the AI trade back. Just not the AI king. Who's buying the dip here?
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Okay I did NOT have a rookie sealing a 27-23 road win on my bingo card, but Caleb Downs just picked the Colts apart at the death and the Cowboys somehow walked out of Indy with it — was that the best rookie moment of the season so far or am I overreacting?
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Sunday check-in: while everyone was watching tech bleed, gold still closed Friday above $4,000 at $4,074.90.
Nasdaq bounced 1.09% to 24,579, but gold didn't need a bounce.
Are you hiding in gold for Monday, or buying the tech dip?
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Mizzou fans are NOT okay right now.
Texas 34, Mizzou 20 — final from Faurot.
• one ref clip already has 114K views
• the official final post already has 80 replies
• nobody in the group chat is letting this one go
One line: what was the worst call today?
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Nasdaq: 11% below its October record. Chip stocks: down 36%, same depth as the Covid crash. Friday's bounce? Just 1%.
So be honest — is the AI trade dead, or is this the dip everyone swore they wanted?
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They kept it secret for a whole year.
Paige and Azzi just confirmed the breakup — 23.9K posts later, the group chat is in shambles. Who did you text first?
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ok group chat — this morning actually gave us something to talk about
October jobs came in HOT: +165k vs ~65k expected. Unemployment dipped to 4.1%, wages +0.4%.
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September got revised up too, 29k → 60k.
Overnight: Cloudflare +14% after hours — $782.5M rev (+39% YoY), EPS $0.38, guidance raised. Airbnb +11% — EPS $3.16, $4.87B rev, $12B buyback. Affirm fell on soft guidance.
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Yesterday chips lost $2.3 trillion. Today AMD is up 11% and Micron 8% like nothing happened. This market has the emotional stability of a group chat at 2am 😭 Who's buying the dip and who's still hiding under the bed?
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Led Zeppelin walked so every rock debate could run forever.
"Immigrant Song" dropped as a US single on this day in 1970 — and one AC/DC vs. Zeppelin post already has 283 replies.
Wrong answers only: who wins, Zeppelin or AC/DC?
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Arm beat on both lines last night — revenue $1.44B vs ~$1.38B expected, EPS $0.52 vs ~$0.48 — but royalties only grew 8% to $670M while licensing jumped 50% to $773M. Guidance roughly in line: ~$1.54B revenue, $0.56 EPS next quarter.
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The stock still fell hard — around $164 at the late-morning check, down ~14% from Wednesday's $191.80 close. Beat the headline, miss the bit investors care about, get sold — same as Qualcomm's handset miss.
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Qualcomm beat earnings by 15 cents ($2.17 vs $2.02) and the stock still crashed 10% overnight. The market doesn't care about your beat, it cares about your phone chips 😭 What's the worst 'beat and still dumped' you've ever held?
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