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Writer. Sommelier. Quasi-Professional Sarcast. don't follow me.

NYC
Joined September 2011
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No matter how much I live, nor how much I learn, white people stay wild af
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Not a hundred percent sure how to explain to my toddler that if a man named Kanye West had taken his medication it would be safer to put up Hanukkah lights in the window this year but oh well.
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Wake up babe, new kidnap for ransom list just dropped
This is a real ATM at Art Basel that puts your bank account balance & photo on a leaderboard for all to see 👀
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Musk declares something he knows nothing about, is corrected by an employee who explains the problem, and then fires that employee and presents their ideas as his own. If this doesn't sum up his entire career I don't know what does.
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Every Elon post is like watching Joe Pesci enter the Home Alone house
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Itamar Ben Gvir, an extremist & racial supremacist with 53 criminal convictions under his belt, including convictions for terror associations, is slated to become Israel's new Minister of Internal Security, in charge of the police.
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I still exist. I protect you from the government, not from the Nets.
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called my family members and there is still no power. i just refuse to believe that this isn’t intentional, especially when Loíza is so close to San Juan
LOIZA borders the San Juan metropolitan area but its still without electricity. It’s an Afro boricua community that was purposely flooded when the Dam gates were opened. It was also left out of FEMA’s disaster declaration area. Conveniently its an opportunity zone for development
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Excited for the next gritty Disney reboot
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Interesting. Rashford seemed to try to make excuses for the racism he faced but Daniel Kaluuya shut that down with a quickness. Very grateful for Daniel’s voice on these topics esp in America.
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"friday, june 24, 2022"
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Please tell others that take these. We expect to add more than 1k more meds over the next 12 months, if not sooner.
Replying to @mcuban
@mcuban just saved my life making my seizure medication affordable. 💕
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I'll stop tweeting about children's cartoons when they stop being one of the only forms of media to unironically think love and friendship are the most powerful forces in the universe. This is also why I watch Star Trek.
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THREAD 1/7 Intel from a Ukrainian officer about a meeting in Putin’s lair in Urals. Oligarchs convened there so no one would flee. Putin is furious, he thought that the whole war would be easy and everything would be done in 1-4 days. @EPPGroup @general_ben @edwardlucas @politico
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