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Joined April 2012
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jake retweeted
Yo put that AJ Brown Drop song on😂😂 #CTESPN
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jake retweeted
I’m trying something new with my baseball model tonight. ⚾️ Normally, I bet the road team to win by 2+ runs. Tonight I added two pitchers to record just 3 strikeouts each. $120 invested. $604 payout if all three hit. That’s roughly +403 odds. Did I improve the price enough to justify the extra risk? Let’s find out together. 👀
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Sources close to the situation tell me that the Phillies mural featuring Marsh, Bohm and Stott on Garage Bar in Fishtown is being painted over. End of era.
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jake retweeted
If winning a SB didn’t do it for y’all a game in October def not gnna do it for you. Shut up
If Jalen Hurts is who I say he is ..he’ll pull out the win on Sunday IDGAF about your excuses for him..this ain’t Dallas #Eagles
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2008, we had the Bridge to Lidge. 2026, we have No Plan to Duran #Phillies
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Rossi being the “Phillies fan” is pretty embarrassing @BonesKnowsPhils would have ran away with this if selecting Phillies fans IMO.
We pitted one fan of all 30 MLB franchises against each other in a mega round of trivia! youtu.be/mAHWrj0dCLo
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jake retweeted
I’ve decided to get in the best shape of my life in order to beat the fuck out of Jonah Hill
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Not enough credit being given to Jonah Hill’s BJJ instructor. To be able to convince Jonah Hill he could beat up another man after a 10 pack of tumbling classes is incredible skill
Jonah Hill says jiu jitsu has him ready to “annihilate” anyone who still sees him as the fat guy from Superbad “I love Brazilian jiu jitsu, except my body is begging me not to love it. My wife is often like, ‘You’re not going to become a professional fighter. You know that, right? You’re a comedian’” “If we got into it, I would f*ck you up. I would f*ck all three of you up” “My favorite thing is people are like, ‘Oh, Jonah Hill, f*cking fat guy from Superbad.’ And I’m like, ‘I would f*cking annihilate you, dude. I’m not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who’s got it?’”
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They said HmblZay walked to Cali to go get Bron for us 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Bron left a team full of crackas to hoop with REAL NIGGAS.
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Jeff Stoutland on the Eagles offense in 2025: “It’s about execution. It’s calling the right play at the right time and not running bad plays against bad defenses. It ain’t that hard.” A shot at Kevin Patullo? 👀
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Podz tried to join their conversation… They started CRACKING UP when he left 😭
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Imagine not liking the NBA
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The Clippers announcers HATE each other They stopped commentating and spent the ENTIRE 3rd quarter arguing 😭
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Adam Silver says they’re using AI to look into why Achilles tears increased this season, per ESPN
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"Why don't they just outlaw the Eagles offensive line?" @BarstoolGruden wants teams to learn how to stop the Tush Push instead of banning it nitter.cf/AC10SZN/status/1932149…
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Carson 100% ducked the Jalen handshake after the game and the cameras caught it btw
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Veto
The Mavericks approached the Lakers recently and offered Luka Doncic, sources tell ESPN. Lakers brass met and believed the 25-year-old Doncic has the ability to be the face of their franchise for the next decade while giving Anthony Davis a win-now move in Dallas.
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