London city worker, boozer and joker. Part time joke teller aspiring for a full time position. I once told a joke, got heckled and thought lets do it again.
Hertfordshire/London
Joined July 2010
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Watch out for Devin Haney. Will go down as one of the greatest if he stays on track. Such a naturally gifted fighter. @Realdevinhaney
Russia have more political stability than us. Putin for PM. #Putin
#LiztrussResign #UkraineRussianWar
Man United not taking no for answer.
We have a few players at United that don’t understand consent so it’s quite on form that.
#Ronaldo #Greenwood #MUFC
Give it to Big Sam till end of the season. #BorisJohnson
Boris Johnson resigns: Keir Starmer and MPs react as PM stands down after coup independent.co.uk/news/uk/po…
Yo @Realdevinhaney i think you are on track mate.
Congrats on the win.
#haneykambosos
Watch out for Devin Haney. Will go down as one of the greatest if he stays on track. Such a naturally gifted fighter. @Realdevinhaney
My sister asked me to unscrew a squash bottle. I struggle but managed. When I handed it back I said "corr they have screwed them extra tight for that corona!"
My sister: "Really?!"
#StuffMySisterSays #CoronavirusLockdown
#speechless #FF
As much as I hate Josh Warrington, walking out to "I Predict A Riot" live is pretty class. #SelbyWarrington – at Hemel Hempstead, East
Henry VIII sentenced his second wife - Anne Boylen to be executed on this day in 1536. #RoyalWedding #JustifyingMyHistoryDegree – at Hemel Hempstead, East
Really hope South Park do another Royal Wedding episode parody. #RoyalWedding – at Hemel Hempstead, East
Uber driver last night: "car insurance people are pricks, charging too much"
*5 min later after he finishes the rant*
"So what do you do for a living Jake?"
Me: "I work in insurance..."
1 star for both. – at City of London, London
Jake Steers retweeted
Russia don't qualify for #eurovision meaning that the eurovision voting system is harder to hack than the US election and brexit referendum.
A few younger chaps on my train carriage are playing Scouting for Girls on a Bluetooth speaker. I have paired with it. 80s playlist at the go. Battle of the speaker.
