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Dundee FC sufferer. Super sub @uwtbpodcast. Zero hour contract @sammonspizzeria.

Glenrothes, Scotland
Joined July 2011
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Martin O’Neil tries a Cash Builder
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Chico I see you 💙
We sent Dundee United fan @Calbell0 to do The Quickfire with the @DundeeFC squad...👀🥊 Here's what happened when we asked them to say something NICE about their city rivals 💙🤝🧡 Full version out TOMORROW - The Takeover is on STV & YouTube on THURSDAY 7PM this week! 👊
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The Managers of the Scottish Premiership let us know it’s Christmas time 🎅
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Full-Time: Partick Thistle 2-3 Greenock Morton GREENOCK MORTON BOING BOING
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Martin Woods
Who makes the cut for a Dundee FC Halloween XI? 🎃 We'll get it rolling; Scott Dead-Fox 🦊 Marcel Boo-is 👻 Charlie 'Adams Family' 🧟‍♂️ Who else makes it into this team? Drop in your suggestions. 👇🏻
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What an absolute throbber, all for the cameras.
Marc White's absolute RAGE. 🤬 🗯️
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That’s one of the best saves I’ve ever seen 🥵
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He’s been up for it tonight. More like what we saw earlier in the season. Brilliant.
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE BEVANNNNNNNNN!!
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Awwwwwwwwww yes that’s what we’re wanting
Dundee Football Club is delighted to unveil our 2026/27 season third kit, celebrating several of our long-term connections. More and buy now: dundeefc.co.uk/news/dundee-f…
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Could be the single best tweet ever tbf
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Jim White performing Shutdown by Skepta
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If this is satire it’s genius but unfortunately I think it’s genuine, which is horrifying.
Replying to @stewart_buick
Dundee fans singing about being up to their knees in Arab blood is in poor taste considering the horrific conditions in Palestine
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Tony Doc gutted on punditry. Delicious.
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Another point towards the title. Onward and upward.
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The handsomest cunt in football
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Should’ve taken the 500k for Bevan and ran. Utter jobbies.
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So proud of the boys 🥲
Well, what can we say about last night? It was an absolute pleasure to have been able to talk to Julian Speroni. He made the task of hosting this event so much easier for us 😂 A massive thank you to @DundeeFC for organising this and also asking us along to play our part 💙
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I absolutely adore watching club TV highlights n hearing when the commentators are absolutely gutted when the other team scores. Glorious. Livi TV are astonishing at it.
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Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever leave us. Ever.
'They're an amazing group and they keep defying the odds' Dundee boss Steven Pressley after his side claimed a dramatic late win against Falkirk. #BBCFootball
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