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I’m a results guy // 1/3 of @PodOnLansdowne // social @morningbrew

New York, NY
Joined September 2014
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2026 Now Watching/Reading/Playing Thread:
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Perhaps "poop" or "rape" could have been the Time persons of the year. Because they already sort of are.
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There might not be a soul on earth that needs his ass kicked like Matthew Yglesias
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Like literally someone should kick him in the fucking ass
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Nerdier older less hot Ossoff is gonna be a tough sell against just actually Ossoff
Nobody has screwed Josh Shapiro’s presidential ambitions more than Jon Ossoff and Roy Cooper lol. His entire path was supposed to be that he’d crush it in his re-election and he did exactly that, but they both did so well in redder states that nobody really paid attention.
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Does somebody have the 5 seconds meme vid of Biden seeing the Benadryl hat man apparition during the debate with Trump
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They’re kind of like Phil and Lil from Rugrats
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Must watch: Meet Chuck Hubbard, who is set to defeat Virginia Foxx in a safe Trump +18 district in North Carolina. Just a normal guy, he decided to run for office to stand up for his LGBTQ daughter and defend her rights in Trump’s America.
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Hard to overstate the impact of the 2025 Fighting Oligarchy tour on Tuesday night’s results
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NEW The Wall Street Journal reports that Republicans had planned on making New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani the face of the Democratic Party in an effort to paint Democrats as out of touch. That plan was upended when Trump accepted Mamdani’s invitation to meet at Gracie Mansion. House Republicans were “apoplectic,” and Speaker Mike Johnson later called the meeting an unforced error. Full Story: on.wsj.com/4sFnWdQ
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You know Taylor Swift wasn’t lying about when “When Emma Falls In Love” was written because it clears pretty much everything she’s penned since the pandemic ended
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I've always thought Mississippi kinda looks like Carl from the Simpsons
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Kyle Kuzma bows to the Paul God
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She’s too woke
Lorne get her on a plane right now
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Unfortunately the Bruins fan experience during the 2019 Stanley Cup
Here at Ken Paxton HQ, man in crowd yells “no!” as race called called for James Talarico. Then “Gloria” begins playing loudly on speakers.
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Batman & Daredevil by David Mazzucchelli
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Decision Desk HQ projects Nithya Raman wins the CA Los Angeles Mayor Nonpartisan General Election #DecisionMade: 7:49 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Let me be clear: I will never take a penny from AIPAC or Super PACs that don’t put Mississippi and America first. This Senate seat belongs to the people of Mississippi. That’s who I’ll answer to.
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