@JakeWally

I’m a results guy // 1/3 of @PodOnLansdowne // social @morningbrew

New York, NY
Joined September 2014
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2026 Now Watching/Reading/Playing Thread:
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Tom Brady calling the Microsoft Surface tablet an “iPad” after Microsoft spent all that money with the NFL is objectively hilarious.
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Jake retweeted
0-2,4 turnovers in 2 weeks, 185 yards in his calendar circled revenge game, outplayed by 2026 Deshaun Watson
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This is so fucking stupid lmfao. Rob Bonta is a coward
Settlement talks for the Warner Bros/Paramount merger reportedly include a financial penalty if they fail to distribute 30 films per year theatrically. They would have to pay $30M for every film that falls short of that target. (Source: bloomberg.com/news/articles/…)
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Hey Squidward, what’s the Spanish word for “eye”? Squidward:
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If Jayden Daniels is actually dead the Pats should just trade for Diggs
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Unfortunately convinced myself the Red Sox season is back on
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leo being childless and the other two currently fathering toddlers lolz
Leonardo DiCaprio with Robert De Niro and Al Pacino at the opening of the George Lucas Museum
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Why he get carted with an elbow injury? Just walk
Commanders QB Jayden Daniels had an aircast over his left elbow. He put a towel over his head as he was being carted off the field
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Thank god Drake already played today
Jayden Daniels is down after the Commanders last play. 📺: FOX/FOX One
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The 2024 draft is dying at an alarming rate
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Called his shot 2 years in a row. Gotta tip my cap
Craig Breslow looking like a proud dad after the Red Sox clinched a playoff spot
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Ranger is killing me 💀
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SOX GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS HIT IT
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YOUR 2026 RED SOX ARE POSTSEASON BOUND!
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Asked by @BenVolin if he's 'concerned' about Drake Maye and the offense, Mike Vrabel replies "Just trying to win the game, Ben. You're not going to ruin my Sunday. I'll get to you tomorrow." When @GregABedard started asking the next question, Vrabel cut in "you neither. You're not going to ruin it either."
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I thought Drake was largely fine today
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The pick was bad but I didnt really have any other issues
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Wow Ed, could you imagine living in a constant state of fear? Persistently worrying if projectiles were being launched toward you. Afraid that you could be harmed? Crazy. Now imagine punishing someone who thinks that’s a bad thing & should stop.
Ed Sheeran admitted he removed a secondary stage out of fear for his physical safety. "I didn't know what this audience would be like tonight. I didn't know if I would have things thrown at me. I didn't know if people would be angry at me." 🔗 rollingstone.com/music/music…
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Like literally why not
The Steelers really should just let Allar play lmfao
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