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Put a checkbox next to it ✅ now the MBA loading ........
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I am the weakest ive ever been in my entire lifeeeeeeeeee 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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finding out Khleo made this song might’ve just made this the best day ever
Why I quit music and still became a Jersey Bounce legend apparently
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Agreed that’s why i was hoping Kuminga signed in the offseason. If Cameron Carr can be that it would be great
Lakers are great but are still a wing away from being a true title contender. Imagine this system with Michael Porter Jr. in it. Luka Doncic will need that shot maker next to him come playoff time.
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77 is best in the league and he plays for my basketball team God bless. You a real also a hater if you don’t acknowledge his improved defensive habits and performance. At worst he has been solid and isn’t hiding on role players as much as you think lol
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“if Luka keeps up 38ppg 68% TS pace then yeah sure he got a real case”
Replying to @whocareskvmn
While his defense improved, wemby’s defense got exponentially better from fringe best ever to absolutely the best we’ve ever seen lool. And that’s with him becoming a titan in the paint despite the shooting slump. Sometimes yall just gotta accept that ur going up against the goat. But if Luka keeps up 38ppg 68% TS pace then yeah sure he got a real case
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Look at those splits 😂😂😂😂
LUKA IS NOW AVERAGING 40: 40.1 PPG 7.8 RPG 7.7 APG 50% FG 42% 3PT 87% FT
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LUKA JUST DROPPED 53 POINTS 🚨 🪄 53 PTS 🪄 5 REB 🪄 5 AST 🪄 5 3PM 🪄 @emirates NBA Cup Group Play W FIRST LAKER SINCE KOBE BRYANT (JAN 10-14, 2012) TO SCORE 40+ PTS IN 4 STRAIGHT GAMES 🤯
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I forgot how much i hate this Michigan flopping from the natty game until now
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🚨 Pepe tears up explaining the feeling of playing behind Cristiano Ronaldo for Portugal: “I remember a game when we were under pressure and I cleared a ball without looking. It came straight back. “Cristiano turned round and said, ‘Pepe, give me something I can chase.’ “I said, ‘I’m trying to get us out.’ “He said, ‘Then give it to me.’ “I laughed afterwards because he was asking me to pick a pass while I had a striker trying to take my head off. But the next time I won it, I looked. He was already moving. I put it down the channel and suddenly their defenders were running towards their own goal. “That was a wonderful feeling as a centre-back. You’ve spent five minutes defending your box, shouting, getting your body in front of things, and then you hear the crowd because Cristiano has the ball. You can finally step up. You can breathe. “He gave me a lot of those breaths. “People will remember his goals against Sweden. I remember what it felt like at the other end when the match became difficult. You look up the pitch and he’s still making the run. You’re tired, he’s tired, everybody knows where the pass is going, and he still wants you to try it. “I used to ask him, ‘How do you know I can get it there?’ “He’d say, ‘You got it there before.’ “Sometimes that was all the encouragement you needed. He remembered the good pass you’d made, even when you were thinking about the last one you’d given away. “And then there was France in 2016. When he had to come off, I looked at him and knew how much it was hurting. We’d spoken about winning something for Portugal for so many years. Now we were in the final and he couldn’t stay on the pitch. “I remember thinking we had to give him a game he could bear to watch. “That became difficult as well, because every time you looked towards the touchline he was trying to come back on without actually coming back on. I thought, ‘Cristiano, please. We can only listen to one coach.’ “I kept thinking about what it would be like to walk back into that dressing room if we lost. You can tell your friend you gave everything, and he’ll believe you. But you also know he’d give anything to have been out there helping you. I wanted us to come back with something he could hold. “When Eder scored, I still had defending to do. People watching at home could jump up and celebrate. I was looking at the clock and trying to get everybody back where they needed to be. Every ball into our box felt like it had been in the air for a minute. “Then it was over. For once, I could look towards Cristiano without having to look straight back at the pitch. I’d spent years wanting him to get on the end of something. That night I just wanted to get over to him. “Even now, when I see the photographs, I remember how difficult it was to say anything properly. You start a sentence, somebody grabs you, then you see another teammate crying and you forget what you were trying to say. We’d imagined winning that trophy so many times. None of those conversations had prepared me for actually giving him a hug when it happened. “But when we lifted that trophy, I wanted him in the middle of everything. He’d helped get us to that night. And I knew the boy who’d wanted to win for Portugal was still there inside the man holding the cup. “Today somebody asked me what Portugal will miss most. There are so many football answers. The movement, the heading, the way he could turn a clearance into a chance. I’ll probably think of another one tomorrow. “Right now I’m thinking about the next time Portugal are defending a lead and somebody wins the ball near their own box. For years, before I even had it under control, I knew I’d hear him asking for it. “I’ll be watching from home. I think part of me will still look up to see where he’s running.”
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I don't get it man... Luka is trash imo 🤷🏾‍♂️ He's a good shooter, but he's not athletic. He don't got no handles. Can't dunk. All he does is pump fake and beg for fouls. I would not want him on my team.
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Yeah but when that 20 dollar meal turn 34 on the app I’ll go pick it up lol I’ll do the black truck when it makes sense like special occasions but it ain’t a necessity. Sometimes Uber black be cheaper than X I’ll take it and enjoy
You got a car you still don’t order Uber Eats or postmates sometime?
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I have a paid off car that I like to utilize and we not going to the Grammys why i need a black truck frequently
Without saying I’m pandering…Can I ask what’s wrong with spending an extra $100-$200 on a Black truck for the night ? Even a Uber Black? You gon spend $120 on a uber anyway Black GMC for 3 hours gon be $225 + tip what’s the issue ? Shit uber Black there and back gon be $180
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Go back to Sporting for one more season GOAT I’m flying out
🚨🚨| JUST IN: Cristiano Ronaldo has reportedly told Al-Nassr this could be his FINAL SEASON for the club. The club are trying to convince him to renew while planning a grand farewell match to celebrate his legacy. 🇵🇹🐐 [@365scores]
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I’m laughing at the fact you think Philly sports fanbase don’t get disrespectful
Bron shoulda went to Philly in 2018 even if he won once they would of never treated him how we as a fanbase did
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WNBA stars, Paige Bueckers & Azzi Fudd, reveal that they BROKE UP over a year ago and they weren’t dating when Azzi got drafted to the Dallas Wings 💔👀 Paige & Azzi were teammates in college with the UConn Huskies and they are currently teammates on the Dallas Wings “She was not drafted because she was my girlfriend. She was drafted because she deserved it. She’s an amazing human, amazing basketball player. We’re still friends, we’re still cool… We’re the utmost professional.”
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This is what labels do for their artists for them numbers lol he ain’t come up with the concept out of thin air lol
JAY-Z finds a second customer that pays for the same product. Magna Carta Holy Grail → Samsung deal 4:44 → Sprint invested in Tidal Super Bowl Halftime Show → NFL pays Roc Nation
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Can’t believe I’m going to have to pay 37% next year
THE IRS JUST RELEASED THE NEW 2027 🇺🇸 TAX BRACKETS. HERE'S HOW THEY WORK IN PLAIN ENGLISH Every bracket got a little bigger to keep up with inflation, so you can earn a bit more before moving into a higher rate. Step 1: Take what you earn and subtract the standard deduction. That part isn't taxed at all. - Single: $16,600 - Married: $33,200 Step 2: Whatever's left gets taxed in layers. Single filers: - 10% on your first $12,800 - 12% on income up to $52,025 - 22% up to $109,125 - 24% up to $208,325 - 32% up to $264,550 - 35% up to $661,375 - 37% on anything above that Married couples: the cutoffs are roughly double ($25,600, $104,050, $218,250, $416,650, $529,100, $793,650). Example: You're single and earn $76,600. Subtract $16,600 and you're taxed on $60,000. - 10% on the first $12,800 = $1,280 - 12% on the next $39,225 = $4,707 - 22% on the last $7,975 = $1,755 Total: about $7,742 in federal income tax, or roughly 10% of what you earned. Even though you're "in" the 22% bracket, only your last $7,975 gets taxed at 22%.
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Perfectly stated
🚨 Roy Keane on JJ Gabriel’s reported agreement with Real Madrid after requesting to leave Manchester United at 15: “I’ll tell you what bothers me about this. It’s not Real Madrid. It’s not even a young player wanting to leave Manchester United. Players move clubs. That’s football. We’re discussing a boy who just turned 16 as if he’s a 28-year-old international arguing over a contract. I was speaking to someone about it. He said, ‘Roy, you can’t blame him. Real Madrid want him.’ I said, ‘Who’s blaming the boy for Real Madrid wanting him? Every young footballer would be excited. I’m asking why everything around him has become such a circus.’ He said, ‘Well, he wants first-team football.’ I said, ‘He’s 16. What exactly is the emergency?’ He was training with senior players, playing above his age group and getting pre-season opportunities. United clearly rated him. You don’t bring a 15-year-old around the first team by accident. Now we’re hearing reports about disagreements over minutes, which matches he should play in, and whether he should be training with the under-21s. If those reports are accurate, I’d be concerned. Because the under-21s aren’t beneath anybody. You’re not being insulted because a coach wants you to play 90 minutes with young players instead of 9 minutes with the first team. A former player said to me, ‘But Roy, if he’s good enough, he’s old enough.’ I told him, ‘Good enough for what? One match? 10 minutes? A whole season? There’s a difference. A good academy player doesn’t automatically become a finished Premier League footballer.’ He said, ‘You’d turn down Madrid, then?’ I said, ‘Don’t twist my words. Madrid are one of the biggest clubs in the world. But if the issue is not getting enough senior football at United, tell me how moving to Madrid guarantees him more.’ That’s what I’d want answered. What’s the actual plan? Where does he train? Who’s coaching him? How many proper matches does he play? What happens when he has a bad month? Because he’ll have one. Every young player does. United have a history of giving academy players chances. Mainoo got his. Rashford got his. Neither was handed a career because somebody demanded 20 minutes in a fixture. And people need to stop treating every youth-team performance like proof a boy has outgrown youth football. Score a hat-trick, brilliant. Go and do it again. Learn to play when you’re tired, when defenders kick you, when the team is losing and nobody is interested in your highlights. I remember an older professional telling a young lad, ‘You’re talented, but you’re not ready.’ The lad said, ‘How do you know?’ He replied, ‘Because every time somebody tells you to wait, you think they’re telling you you’re not good enough.’ That’s the danger. Patience starts sounding like disrespect. And I’ll say something else. There are adults involved in a young player’s career. Their job isn’t simply to get him the biggest move or the earliest debut. Their job is to make sure he’s still improving when the excitement disappears. If he has a poor six months at Madrid, will the same people making noise now tell him to be patient? Or will there be another argument, another club, another story? I don’t know the private conversations. But I don’t like seeing a child at the centre of this controversy before he’s established himself. Someone asked me, ‘Do you think he’ll fail?’ I said, ‘I hope he becomes a brilliant player. Why would I wish failure on a kid? But talent doesn’t protect you from bad decisions, and being wanted by Real Madrid doesn’t mean you’ve arrived.’ At 16, the biggest thing in your career shouldn’t be the club you’re threatening to leave. It should be what you’re learning on the training pitch. You can change clubs at any age. You don’t get your development years back.”
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I’ll go with Drake’s style of storytelling over Kendrick’s any day
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Not tryna be funny when I ask this but what’s a storytelling song by Drake?
I’ll go with Drake’s style of storytelling over Kendrick’s any day
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