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Celebrating during #MemorialDay🇺🇸 weekend with a picnic, cookout or party? Keep your family + friends safe by following these #FoodSafety tips to avoid foodborne illness ↓
Been a while since I have tweeted. Listened to this tutorial about how to do it. nerdbreakthrough.com/an-audi…
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The Honor Harrington series is massive, expansive, and on sale all month long.
All Honorverse stories are on sale, and available in series in group bundles, all April long!
If you want to get to know one of scifi's greatest heroines, or fill out your collection, now is the time!
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Do not meddle yn the affayres of cartoon mice, for thei are subtle and have legal teames that will wreck you wyth a royal lyves clause.
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God: you’re a chinchilla
Chinchilla: ok
God: you live in the Andes mtns
Chinchilla: like an alpaca?
God: yes
Chinchilla: I’m an alpaca!
God: no but your fur’s very soft
Chinchilla: like an alpaca!
God: [sigh]
Chinchilla: sorry
God:
Chinchilla: alpaca my bags and go : )
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Replying to @JDAvatar
Hummingbird: do I mate for life or have to raise my young?
God: heck no, fly free and live your best life.
Penguin: did I say villain? I meant supervillain.
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God: you’re the only bird that can fly backwards & hover.
Hummingbird: and I winter in warm weather?
God: yep!
Hummingbird: can you imagine if I couldn’t fly and had to live in the cold lol.
God: I know right lol.
Penguin: [eyes narrowed] this is my villain origin story.
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Stay weather aware and connected to important info. Get free ReadyPhiladelphia alerts with info from the National Weather Service by texting READYPHILA to 888-777 or customize text/email alerts by visiting phila.gov/ready ⚠️📱
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There are only 15 DAYS left to apply to be a lifeguard and get a $1000 end-of-season bonus, so we're sharing 15 reasons you should be a lifeguard this summer!
#1: SAVE SUMMER! Apply at phila.gov/lifeguard to help make it a summer of fun for everyone.
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We're celebrating National Volunteer month with a daily volunteer spotlight! Help us celebrate the volunteers and national service members making a positive impact in our communities and learn how you, too, can get involved!

ALT White graphic with a collage of four distinc photos. Top left photo focuses in on a Philadelphia Distance Run volunteer smiling with more volunteers in front of the Art Museum. Photo on top right shows a group of Action Wellness volunteers, focusing in on five. The bottom right photo is of Next Steps AmeriCorps members in front of a Cradles to Crayons step and repeat. The bottom left photo is of Bartrams Gardens volunteers raking leaves alongside a street. Text in the center reads, "To all of Philly's volunteers, Thank you and Happy Volunteer Month!"
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The Philly Spring Cleanup is postponed to Sat., April 15, due to the forecast of rain. Registered participants can still pick up supplies at the Streets Dept’s warehouse at 3033 S. 63rd St through Sat., April 1. Please bring your PSC voucher or a valid ID ow.ly/14Nr50NxbO2.
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Library ebook app OverDrive to shut down on May 1st, readers directed to Libby instead tcrn.ch/3lLg1Ol
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Philly water is safe to drink and use. We will continue to test and monitor the water in the Delaware River and share the results. A conservative estimate allows us to expect that this event will be completely resolved by next week. More updates: phila.gov/2023-03-26-citys-r…
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