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jared gelman

@JaredGelman

I’m a kooky guy who loves pop music

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2009
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Philomena Cunk has launched a Letterboxd. 🔗: letterboxd.com/cunkoncinema/
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Beyoncé has surprise-released her 2007 “The Beyoncé Experience Live Audio” album on all streaming services.
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Philomena Cunk got an official Letterboxd account and it’s as good as you thought
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hunter@hunter_hhhh15h
ROKU CITY JUST WENT BLUE
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we are going to have pronouns you xeople won’t believe
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CNN projecting Pitbull will remain Mr Worldwide
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serena shahidi@glamdemon2004Nov 2
Love love LOVE this video. The way she says happy Halloween… the number of times she waves and says Hi… the guy saying “Heidi you’re freaking me out” and you can tell he’s serious af
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Heidi Klum poses on the carpet at her annual Halloween party in NYC
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noey 🌲@RevivedLotorOct 29
“one of my alters died in a school shooting”
۟ (@RRVIOLII) profile picture۟@RRVIOLIIOct 29
I DONT THINK THATS HOW THAT WORKS?????
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First trailer for Philomena Cunk's new series ‘CUNK ON CINEMA’. The series follows Cunk as she attempts to discover why movies exist and what they want from us. Releasing November 15 on Netflix.
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cannibal@fagcannibalOct 28
yall sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me foomf (family oomf)
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blue@mdnaburnsOct 26
How Jay Z gonna open up the Superbowl
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she’s my hero
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god i hate my girlfriend
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m0ppu@myluckymopOct 27
“me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” being the first words out of your mouth when this happens is killing me bro. it is insane what social media has done to the way that we speak
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A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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senses@sensesthebandOct 27
PATTERNS OUT NOW! 🟥 open.spotify.com/track/2sAFe…
patterns

patterns

senses · patterns · Song · 2026

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evy 🐦‍⬛@magpieluvrOct 23
he finally broke no contact 🥹
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Courtney Hella@CourtneyHellaOct 23
I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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flor@ftdtfearlessOct 23
they’re coming back home !!
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Magdalene
@magdalene10000Oct 23
My debut album American Heroine out November 6th 𓆩♡𓆪 presave in my bio babydoll
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Trevor Noah on why guys always need "the third thing" to hang out. @Trevornoah
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