@Jaredreturns

Anarchist. INFJ. hockey. wood working. dogs. leave me alone. lnp.

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Joined December 2021
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It is with the heaviest of hearts, we sent Harvey across the rainbow bridge today. His health declined rapidly and we had no idea. Harvey was my best friend, side kick, and confidant for almost 11 years. We’ve traveled the country together. Moved across the country.
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I’ve been listening to Skrillex since he was a scene kid.
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Weed names are insane now. Imagine saying “hey do you want to smoke gorilla road kill?” with a straight face. Welp, im gonna go smoke some gorilla road kill.
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Everyone check in on your Flyers fan friends today. Life is not going well for that mouth breathing fan base. @_willnotcomply_ @KosherVeruca @twinpilled
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Making perogies from scratch is hard. Wtf.
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Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 10
JUST IN: Kremlin reveals neither Trump nor Putin wanted to hang up first during their “very friendly” 90-minute phone call.
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SpiffCheese@CheeseSpiffOct 9
Barack Obama and his little weasel. Look at that hand grip! haha!🤣
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Gm from Bane and Ivy
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Because he’s dependent on SS, he assumes I depend on other commie programs from the govt.
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B/R Open Ice
@BR_OpenIceOct 5
THE GR8 IS IN HIS FINAL SEASON 👀 Alex Ovechkin told his teammates on Monday morning that this season will be his final in the NHL 🐐 (via @capitals)
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I bet the first tree to lose its leaves each year feels like a real weak bitch.
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JFresh
@JFreshHockeyOct 5
Igor Shesterkin is on pace for 28 goals and 56 points
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People don't seem to get it... I don't harshly criticize Donald Trump because I'm a big government progressive Democrat. I harshly criticize Donald Trump because he's a big government progressive Democrat.
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Jarvis
@jarvis_bestOct 4
I love hockey because it teaches kids valuable life lessons, like how you if you meet someone from Detroit you should knock them out.
Spittin' Chiclets
@spittinchicletsOct 4
Jesus Christ
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How it felt playing hockey with your boys, in gym class, against all the non hockey players and athletes.
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🚨 #BREAKING: Federal judge rules Flock's camera network violates 4th Amendment rights, accusing the company of building an "indiscriminate mass surveillance" network.
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Saturday morning things
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jared phd@JaredreturnsOct 2
You are amongst greatness. I got final jeopardy correct.
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You are amongst greatness. I got final jeopardy correct.
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Bubble guts and hot snakes
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