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Jeremiah Johnson retweeted
Ted Cruz getting a proper Yankee Stadium welcome tonight
H/t @jessemangelo
Jeremiah Johnson retweeted
here’s your friendly dad reminder to cut a hole in the pumpkin from the bottom and not the top bc the still-connected stem will keep it from rotting sooner
When food-fluincers dip some food in a container that’s already too full and the dip goes all over and makes a big mess.
That shit stresses me out.
Just thinking about how horrifyingly awful and dehumanizing it was for weight loss shows to weigh people on freight scales.
And how we all just said “Wow, that’s such a good wake up call.”
Fuck that, specifically.
Thank you Mr. President. At 31 years old, I can finally start saving for my first student loan payment. ❤️
Take a look at this message I received – because of student loan forgiveness, Americans will be able to crawl out from under unsustainable debt and finally start thinking about saving for their first home.
ALT Text: Thank you Mr. President. At 51 years old, my husband and I can finally start saving for our first home. ❤️
If it’s short, is it called a mullite?#itsmullettime #mulletlifecrisis #newmulletwhodis #mulletihardlyknowit
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