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@JasonLastname

Imagine a caveman running on a treadmill, completely confused and crying hysterically.

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Joined July 2012
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If a shark attacks you, DO NOT punch him in the nose. Be the bigger person and just ignore him.
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Why can’t we just spell it restront
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Commanders on Real
@WSHOnRealMar 22
#2 Jayden Daniels throws a dot to OBJ
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embarrassed by ED, sure, but viagra is a hard pill to swallow
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I’ll have a manhattan but make it a double. A menhattan.
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How the heck is a group of possums not called a posse
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The gr8est. @Capitals @ovi8
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Can’t spell flamingo without flaming am I right
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Is Eloise just an electronic Louise?
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Who called it Cialis and not Reserrection
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Are dyslexic people triggered by November 9th?
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chuuch@ch000ch22 Dec 2013
doc said my liver is failing but i think it's just not applying itself
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In: devil, details Out: baby, bathwater
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Does my dog like when I wag her tail for her? Guess I’ll never know.
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It’s 5’o’clock everywhere
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I don’t care what era Forrest Gump grew up, he’ll always be Gen A
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It’s not the heat it’s the humanity
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Is Mac Miller short for Macklemore Miller
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When this all collapses let’s promise not to eat people. Everyone pinky swear. Put in your delicious pinkies.
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I don't appreciate when people say the parachute "failed" when maybe it just needs a second chance.
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