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Something like a phenomenon. I reply to people randomly after drinking. I get political sometimes so if you just want to follow my dogs @AdventuresGus

Seattle, WA
Joined October 2009
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Local Drag Queen Actually Not That Into Reading to Kids: bit.ly/43NRIA3
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Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Dock Ellis no-hit the San Diego Padres while on acid 53 years ago today
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When locomotives were introduced,Critics (males) said that it was unsafe for women because at speeds of 50 miles an hour a woman's uterus could fly out of her body. So many ridiculous things said by men through out history. Stop it.
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🎶I want to fly away 🎶 RT for a chance to win a pair of tickets to Game 2 of the Second Round of the #StanleyCup Playoffs AND two roundtrip tickets to Dallas, courtesy of our friends at @AlaskaAir → bit.ly/FlyAlaska050123
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Last year, a coworker randomly asked me to hand-deliver an antique violin across the country. I said yes, because why not. I had no idea what I was getting into, and now I need your help. A 🧵
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A big profit announced for Shell today. Here's another explanation of how trickle down economics works for all of us.
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There’s still no image of the new alternate kit, but we know more tonight than we did this morning — there’s red, yellow, black and dragon scales sounderatheart.com/2023/2/1/…
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What happened to our shared values? An open letter to Sounders FC. weareecs.com/multimedia/cate…
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An Ohio teacher, who was reading The Sneetches to her Grade 3 class, was abruptly cut off by an admin when a student said "It's almost like what happened back then, how people were treated. Like, disrespected. Like, white people disrespected Black people.” dispatch.com/story/news/educ…
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I hope to less pessimistic and cynical in 2023.
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RT for good luck in 2023 #HappyNewYear
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📢 Doesn’t get clearer than this! U.S. Army Veteran @Sky_Lee_1 lays out the TRUTH: “There are tons of vaccinations that are required when deployed that the Republicans never talk about…they’re using COVID as a political pawn with the military, and it WILL affect our readiness.”
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Holy Shit, what a match.
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Ungrateful Pricks On Sidewalk Not Even Glancing At Christmas Tree Placed In Window To Bring Them Holiday Cheer bit.ly/3VwTK3n
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While #Iranians are sacrificing themselves demanding equality and justice, Iran's sham revolutionary court system makes a mockery of the word justice, today sentencing #Mahvash & #Fariba to 10 years jail. #FreeFariba #FreeMahvash bic.org/news/unbelievable-in…
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Get the feeling that when a member of congress switches parties that the party should be able to recuperate campaign monies that they spent on them as a candidate. #sinema
Why are you banging a drum next to a baby's head, weirdo? #littledrummerboy #ChristmasCarol #xmas
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Cyanide & Happiness co-creator @robdenbleyker has been suspended for tweeting a joke. We hope it's reversed, but you can find him on: IG: instagram.com/robexplosm/ FB: facebook.com/robdenbleyker Please RT so his followers (and perhaps even the richest man on Earth?) might see this.
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If Ecuador loses to Qatar, this match was bought.