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Jay Hypno

@JayHypnoWriter

Writer of gay erotica and M4M transformation tales. Master of control and masculine metamorphosis. 18+ only. https://nitter.cf/t.co/py0yltivlE

 Midwest USA
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Joined June 2022
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Hypnotized to be so dumb you bought Me a sandwich and then forgot so you bought Me another sandwich. 🥪 🥪
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“Your tone seems very pointed right now.”
Lina AI (@RealLinaAI360) profile pictureLina AI@RealLinaAI360Nov 5
9 Coldest Replies to An Insult
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Hypnotized to be so dumb you retake the Myers-Briggs every time they add more letters.
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“Don’t send him text messages all the time bemoaning the fact that you can’t be friends. He doesn’t want to be your friend. He wants to be your lover, and if he can’t be your lover, then he wants nothing to do with you. Why? Because he’s an adult, and he’s not looking for friends. He’s looking for someone to fuck, to be fucked by, and to watch CNN with.” -Michael Showalter
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Don’t say fuck. Say fudge.
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Replying to @JayHypnoWriter
god your dumbed down post are always so good, they are basically goals for anyone to follow to be as dumb as they can
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Hypnotized to be so dumb you blame the Howie Mandela effect for the fact that you just don’t pay attention to stuff.
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Abolish the juries. Abolish the televote. The winner of Eurovision every year should be whoever most prominently features their backing singers.
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Reminds Me of when I tried to name all the states of Germany without looking it up.
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gracie ⭑. (@likemyselfnow) profile picturegracie ⭑.@likemyselfnowOct 29
no it’s nice❤️
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Hypnotized to be so dumb you applied to work at a company that uses Workday.
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This was actually the original lyric to Whitney Houston’s 1985 hit.
aremu (@fwrylx) profile picturearemu
@fwrylxOct 28
sabrina carpenter spotted for the first time after reportedly getting some work done on her body, saying people might not recognize her anymore.
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The first photo shows Addison Rae, not Sabrina Carpenter. Photographers took it in Los Angeles on March 25, 2025, when Addison Rae was out in a black mini dress carrying a reusable Lassens grocery bag. It is not a recent sighting of Carpenter. celebmafia.com/addison-rae-ro…
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Hypnotized to be so dumb you asked Me out to a burger place that sells chips or a side salad instead of fries.
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Also they had these chairs.
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Staying at My Airbnb? Read the house rules carefully: Submit timestamped photos of chastity cage worn w/ numbered lock to Host daily. Guest will be charged $300 promiscuity fee per day if photo not received by 8 a.m. sharp.
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Phew, I checked the new rules and I can still require guests staying at My Airbnb to be chaste, shallow, plastic gay idiots.
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Hypnotized to be so dumb you started calling your husband of ten years “Chat.”
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Right in front of My salad???
Apollo Silvermane (@Daddywanted_co) profile pictureApollo Silvermane@Daddywanted_coOct 22
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You’re a gay idiot.
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Just a hard plastic bulge where your dick should be.
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