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Jay Porten

@JayPorten

Future decent golfer

 Arden Hills, Minnesota
Joined October 2010
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It’s the NBA. It’s fine.
Brett Siegel (@BrettSiegelNBA) profile pictureBrett Siegel
@BrettSiegelNBAOct 22
This is the most egregious travel I’ve ever witnessed. How is this not called?
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Guy next to me at the bar in St. Louis is wearing a Mark McGuire shirsey and just ordered a Smokehouse Stack double burger, boneless buffalo wings, crispy Asian spring rolls and a Budweiser. All for himself, none of it to go. I’d say Mark would be proud
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Allen Iverson coming out of retirement now? @JustPlainPat
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How come nobody knows how to walk at an airport?
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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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What the heck are these?
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Rory McIlroy
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This is so incredibly ridiculous it makes no sense.
FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) profile pictureFOX Sports: MLB
@MLBONFOXMar 7
ARE YOU KIDDING, MANNY MACHADO!?!? 😱 📺: FS2
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Never a doubt 🇺🇸
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Put the steroid beef aside, Bonds being at 10 is hilarious.
Dan Clark (@DanClarkSports) profile pictureDan Clark
@DanClarkSportsJan 8
Top 50 Baseball Players of All Time (according to ChatGPT)
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If the Packers make the Super Bowl, I ain’t watching.
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Happy Halloween
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I’m at a Taco Bell in Pacifica CA that is on the beach. It also has tap beers and a full bar. This is the greatest thing ever.
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Why is beer pong so hard now? Just old age?
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People who have never played pull-tabs before playing for the first time are top 5 funniest people ever.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk28 Jul 2025
Model Y rated highest in safety
Muskonomy (@muskonomy) profile pictureMuskonomy
@muskonomy28 Jul 2025
🚨BREAKING: Tesla’s refreshed Model Y just scored the highest safety rating from IIHS for 2025 That makes it 7 YEARS IN A ROW Tesla’s earned this top honor.
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NUCLR GOLF
@NUCLRGOLF4 Jul 2025
🚮🏌🏼‍♂️#WALK OFF — This man quit after his opening tee shot 🤣 (Via: bustinbirdies/TT)
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MLB
@MLB4 Jul 2025
"On the 4th of July, the whole sky would brighten up with fireworks, giving us just enough light for a game." ⚾️🎆
Three screenshots from the 4th of July scene in The Sandlot movie.

ALT Three screenshots from the 4th of July scene in The Sandlot movie.

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Tip of the cap @ClaytonKersh22
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