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DJ/producer | resident DJ for @halfmoonbk & @currentspace | | @3sidemusic | I be on here just sayin shit

Baltimore
Joined November 2011
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jayswann retweeted
It’s not a money spread it’s a band acknowledgment
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at the grocery store I overheard this lady on the phone say “she got pregnant by the biggest hoe in the world. Is he a leo??”
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sorry sista got no change
Men used to have muses. Men used to be patrons of the arts. Y'all wanna "invest" in shit like bitcoin instead of tithing to beauty and that's why God doesn't talk to you anymore
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Also unless you genuinely know the person performing it’s pretty awkward for everyone when there’s just some guy hanging out backstage bc they thought it would be cool and asked a friend of a friend for a favor
As someone who works backstage: it is lame because it’s just another workplace. It’s mostly just crew moving gear and instruments. Bands and artists aren’t doing crazy shit backstage like in the 70s and 80s because everyone has a recording device in their back pocket.
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I have lived one full lifetime in the past 24 hours. It’s giving Holden Caulfied without the repressed homosexual tendencies
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jayswann retweeted
got a lightskin friend talk like jane remover got a darkskin friend talk like jane remover
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soon as I found out money never sleep I took my bed out the house
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he gotta change his name to veeze best
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jayswann retweeted
people only want to be on the list/backstage/behind the dj booth so that they increase their perception as being valuable nka u back there nodding ur head n doing your duolingo go hang out in gen pop
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taking stimulants just so i can be really good at going on my phone
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jayswann retweeted
having adhd is rly like i’m an addict :( i’m addicted to fun. also i abuse substances
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the next safdie brothers movie is gonna be shot first person POV style and the plot is just an average week in my life
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Charlie Kirk once said that Texas would never turn blue in his lifetime. And what do you know, he was right.
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I’m lowk at my breaking point
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not to be that guy but if the roles were reversed this shit would look super crazy
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i hate when a rat got heart like please dont scurry up on me courageous ass nigga
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"I'm so happy Charlie Kirk was killed. I can't help it, it's involuntary." -Dave Chappelle tonight at Madison Square Garden
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I been in some #situations this year that made me think “I can’t believe women deal with this on a regular basis”
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jayswann retweeted
If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion
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