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Austin, TX
Joined December 2016
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wait since woke is back yall got to stop w the r slur
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Il l’a vraiment battu de 7 points je suis mort
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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My energy for the next 24 hours:
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I'm buying eight white slaves tomorrow welcome to the new america nigga
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Austin Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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Menú de hoy:perro caliente🌭
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Austin, TX
welcome to my asian-mexican fusion restaurant where we only serve kimchi carne asada fries and birria ramen and every dish is like $25 no drink included btw
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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dudes be ugly as fuck talking about “get on deadlock”
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Comms are open, 5 Slots! DM me here or on Discord: mr.hoodie venmo info in top right
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I finally finished Bleach TYBW and it brings tears to my eyes to see Bleach have such a triumphant and beautiful send off. From the days of being in the trenches when everyone was slandering, to highly regarded and praised. Bleach has always been important to me and has always been one of my favorite anime and I couldn’t be happier with how TYBW was done. From the first episode, I knew we were watching something special. One of the most important anime ever made finally got the ending it deserved 🥲
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i hate how much my coworker cares about our job holy shit dude relax
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I’ll kill a nigga bout Bleach
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Nintendo Adults getting mad at Crash Team Racing because they can't play it like Mario Kart is my new favorite sub-genre.
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Hila Klein to the kids:
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forcing tired oomf to call and hangout with me
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