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God never told us to believe in ourselves, but to believe in Him. God never told us to follow our hearts, but to follow Him, for the heart is deceitful.

Might rob some couples on valentine's day

Women in public instead of just coming up and talking to me:

Me after listening to Jhene Aiko's voice😩🩷

Her: OMG, I hate you so much!!! You don't show me any love and don't even respect me. Let's break up!!!😭 Me posing because I can see my reflection in her tears:

Doctor said to consume more greens🤷‍♂️

Parents in 2026 be like: "Alright kids. remember to look left, right and up when crossing the street."

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I don't know how to communicate without flirting. Everyone probably thinks I have a crush on them.

Type of shit I saw while staying at a funeral house.

Just did my research and found out that mayonnaise is not an instrument. 🤯

NO THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Sexting is just two people threatening to violate each other.

The type of food my abuela and sister would cook up for Día de los Muertos and absolutely DESTROY my diet 💀

At five years old, I met Death. I didn't know who he was. He came to my house asking, “Where's your father? I came to hang out.” I'm not much of a talker, so he got nothing out of me. My father had already left. I didn't know where he went. He never came back.

Wrote another but don't have a name for it.

I wrote this, and with the help of ChatGPT, we turned it into these little story pages. 🖤✍🏽