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jeffrey

@JeffScape

Banned from Duluth, Minnesota for having an overactive imagination

Joined October 2024
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You piss me off so bad. Will you marry me
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This is the secret to immortality
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bald ann dowd@ali_siviNov 4
so SAY. geronimo
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Tyler@BalloonFlavourNov 3
Some of you weren’t thrown into dumpsters as babies and it shows
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do you ever be laying in your warm comfy bed while your alarm for work is going off thinking what if i just shot myself in the head instead
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Bro it feels like it's 16pm
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octave@curtofranklinNov 1
‘Sexual healing’ came on in the uber and me and the driver made eye contact in the rear view mirror and he changed it
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Yeah@Yeah__PenguinNov 1
Mayonnaise candle. Idk
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Dropped my AirPods in the airport toilet. I don’t deserve love
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Mark@AgingRanchHandNov 1
If you're living with mild to moderate plaque psoriasis things are about to get even worse for you. I'm driving to your house right now and am going to destroy all of your belongings
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It’s actually totally acceptable to eat cheeseburgers for breakfast
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keegan@Keegan59992745Oct 29
Nahhhh my playlist is so random. It went from Deftones to The Beatles LMAOOOO. My eclectic taste leads to quite humorous juxtapositions.
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@ratlimit
@ratlimitOct 29
I cheated on my hooman :/ merp !
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Maintenance guy is in my kitchen fixing the sink so naturally I’m standing behind him rubbing my belly and grunting obscenely
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deepfaked@russiacoreOct 26
texting the guy I’m in love with: aight imma fwu twin emailing LinkedIn recruiter: I was Enchanted to Meet You
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Spending 40-250 Dollars on completely Unnecessary Things
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My emotional support beer & burrito
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Why would I bother brushing my teeth when the dentist can just give me shiny new metal ones
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@bobbylikesbeersOct 24
white people be like my dog can’t fall asleep unless you put impractical jokers on the tv
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Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Opening Up to a Woman
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erika@yeeeerikaOct 23
"at least it's friday"
A scene from the 1988 film Heathers showing a disheveled teenage girl with messy dark hair, blood on her face, and a cigarette in her mouth standing in a crowded high school hallway.

ALT A scene from the 1988 film Heathers showing a disheveled teenage girl with messy dark hair, blood on her face, and a cigarette in her mouth standing in a crowded high school hallway.

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