Jeff Strand 🍅

Share with wild abandon! My new novel, FUN TIMES AT THE BLOODBATH, is out now!!! amazon.com/Fun-Times-Bloodba…

BREAKING: If Republicans win the midterms, Trump has promised to personally fill the fuel tank of every American automobile, contingent on his advisors successfully explaining how gas gets inside the car.

In a nod to the current mood, Scrooge gets the guillotine at the end.

Wasn't expecting BREEDER to be one of my favorite movies of the year, but here we are.

Whoa! I'm the Publishers Marketplace Deal of the Day!

Watch out! I'm going to be writing a couple of Choose Your Own Adventure books!

Whether you stare creepily at your screen, or just have it playing in the background, this is 54 minutes of exquisite content! youtu.be/NtKEORyeBpk

Despite the internet’s relentless efforts, we’re about to see this (mostly) unspoiled!

I encourage everybody to buy a barrel full of copies to hand out to trick-or-treaters! wdio.com/lift-online/spooky-…

Happy National Pug Day to those who celebrate!

Tonight's dinner was definitely "All You Can Eat Sushi" instead of "All You Should Eat Sushi." 🤢

The latest issue of Bridgett's newsletter is out! Check it out here: substack.com/home/post/p-219…

Eight legs out of eight to CRAWLERS.

Even if you ignore the enslavement and genocide, can't we least agree that "In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue" is a lazy-ass rhyme?

Enjoying some fine merch from Bridgett Nelson's new shop! etsy.com/shop/WithLoveFromBr…

One year ago today I got this tattoo. It has yet to come to life and force my arm to commit unspeakable acts against my will.

It bombed hard this past weekend and most of you probably never even heard of it, but BEWARE BOIUNA is frickin' great!!!

Indie approves of me going to see BEWARE BOIUNA.

Bridgett Nelson's new online store is live!!! Books! Shirts! Other cool stuff! The perfect holiday gifts for the many weirdos in your life. etsy.com/shop/WithLoveFromBr…

I respect the move, Hidden Valley Ranch, but this was nasty.