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There was a guy at petsmart who was objectively a 4 but when I heard the TEENIEST BABY MEOW in the carrier in his hands and he went "spooky, please, we talked about this" he instantly became an 8
Book tour ended?? Genuinely didn't think about it ending we were all having so much fun and now it's gone 😭
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these 9 put on a more convincing performance #MillionPoundShot
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every masterpiece has its imitators... #millionpoundshot
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million pound shot will never be her x #millionpoundshot
Was going to post about the book tour tonight but fuck that what the hell happened on Traitors and Patrick Stewart died?! I have snacks and I'm sat....
Today's strands is for our queen 
(Sorry if a spoiler feel like I'm the only person still doing these puzzles anyway)
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we’re not saying he paid for it because he’s jewish, we’re saying he paid for it because he’s ugly.



































