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Jeremiah “Laser” Cottonmouth

@JeremiahLaser

UARK 95’ ΣΧ | Three B’s enthusiast | Beer, Bag and Boobs | Maui Jim and flop connoisseur

 Fayetteville, AR
Joined May 2024
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🍰@gapjilrebornOct 30
Nigga stuck in a tennis racket
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Wally P. McSniff@WallaceMcSniffOct 16
Thoughts I had on my walk to class: Nice tits Nice tits Nice ass Wow that kids retarded Nice tits Nice ass Ni**er Nice tits
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‼️Freddy Krueger spotted in memphrica‼️
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11 AM Sunday Vs 3 PM Sunday
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Palmer Paddleboat@PalmerBoat1Sep 24
Gonna search campus tomorrow and try and peep Natalie Wagner’s ass
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Average Mizzou fan
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Oompa Loompa ate too much chocolate #pike
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Flight delayed till tomorrow and layover in Miami, couldn’t of drawn up the 21st birthday better than this. 🍻
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I’m taking this down proudly, and there’s not a damn thing y’all can do about it.
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He’s not going anywhere bro
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Keyser Söze, CFA@Jerry4Gambling13 Dec 2025
Talked to zero girls and ended here at 1am per usual #shrinkme
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Well well well…
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Guess what state he’s from, Level impossible
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Is this the dagger?
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Yeah it’s great to be me #wheatbarley
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Drank for 20 straight hours yesterday, jacked my shit off and uber eats. Thanks minority #SEC
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Name a better Wednesday night dinner
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I should be getting sexual assault charges the way I’ve been staring at ass on campus
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Flops to the bar has never been more in
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