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guy with loose ego boundaries

Bay Area
Joined May 2011
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What happens if you give ants cotton candy? 🐜🍭
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Hidden along the bank of the L.A. River is one of the coolest DIY projects the city has seen in years: The L.A. River Fingerboard Skate Park! At 90’ and growing each week, this is a massive, incredible build by folks who keep their passion alive one ramp, bowl, & grind at a time. Let’s get into it!
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Michigan Democratic Party chair Curtis Hertel removes Haley Stevens from the Michigan Democratic Party following endorsement of Mike Rogers: "Congresswoman Stevens is not a current member of the Michigan Democratic Party, nor will she be in the future."
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If Bolsonaro is here illegally, I say we put him on a fucking flight to El Salvador. I mean that's how it works, right?
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all the planets are in reggaeton right now
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I was the original EV, used hay as fuel but u developed diesels vehicles and fcked the planet
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BREAKING: A reporter asked Trump, "Since you're accusing Abdul El Sayed of being in the Muslim Brotherhood because of his mom, does that mean you're in the KKK because you're dad got arrested at a Klan rally?" To which Trump stared for a few seconds, frowned, and said, "No."
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The tiger that attacked a man who entered its enclosure at Yorkshire Wildlife Park will not be euthanized, park officials confirm. (Via: @YorkshireWP)
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Attacks Iran. Spikes global oil prices. Buys oil from Russia. Russia funds Iran. Art of the Deal.
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GOOD MORNING to everyone who thinks it’s fucking ridiculous that our politicians in Congress literally worked an average of 11 HOURS PER WEEK this year 🤗
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Earth was a gift to humans, filled with trees, fruit, water, animals, and sunshine. However, for some reason, they chose to create racism, capitalism, debt, and war.
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Happy anniversary, @MichelleObama! I’m still the luckiest guy in the world to be with you.
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This guy is the CEO of Flock He takes pictures of you and hands them over to the cops But, he doesn’t want you to know what he looks like PLEASE do NOT share his photo!
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Breaking: Senate vote to end the Iran war failed, 49-50 John Fetterman (D) was once again the lone Democrat blocking it
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Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk⁣⁣
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So LA cause it takes an hour to get from LA to LA
ok so where should I move to in Cali , I wanna be like maybe an hour from LA
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It's ridiculous how much this tickled me🤣😂
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