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Senior dev shipping agents that actually run in production — including the parts that broke. Anti-hype. Old-school hip-hop on an MPC.

Stuttgart
Joined November 2008
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No game over at 0 % battery: in Mars Patrol, my unofficial Moon Patrol remake, the Cybertruck limps on. Slower, no boost, half fire rate. Energy cells (some only mid-jump) and charging at the goal bring it back. Hobby build, not released. #indiedev daniel-riewe.dev/en/projects…
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„Gesund“ heißt nicht kalorienarm. 🥗 Salat knipsen, und mein Kurzbefehl „AI Kalorien“ rechnet nach: Kalorien, Protein, Fett, Kohlenhydrate, Ballaststoffe, direkt in Apple Health. Kostenlos, iPhone & iPad. 👉 daniel-riewe.dev/projekte/ai…
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#IndieDevHour I'm building Mars Patrol, my unofficial remake of the 1982 arcade game Moon Patrol: a Cybertruck jumps Mars craters, shoots hacked Starlinks and recharges at a Martian Supercharger. Hobby build, not released yet. daniel-riewe.dev/en/projects…
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Pokémon UNITE shuts down March 23, 2027. Afterwards you get a "Library" to look at the skins you bought. A museum of your own receipts. Meanwhile the modded import consoles in my closet still boot. No server, no end-of-service notice. Just a cartridge.
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Wie viele Kalorien hat das? 🍝 Foto machen, kurz prüfen, fertig. Mein kostenloser iOS-Kurzbefehl „AI Kalorien“ schätzt Kalorien + Makros und trägt sie in Apple Health ein. Für iPhone und iPad, ohne Abo. 👉 daniel-riewe.dev/projekte/ai…
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Tesla says the Roadster's interface was designed around the pilot. Same idea in my unofficial Mars Patrol remake: a clean arcade HUD with speed, battery and power-ups, so your eyes stay on the craters. Roadster flight mission coming. #indiedev #pixelart daniel-riewe.dev/en/projects…
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Barcode scannen, Gramm eingeben, fertig: AI Kalorien holt die Herstellerwerte aus Open Food Facts und schreibt kcal und Makros in Apple Health. Hier schätzt keine KI, das sind die Werte von der Packung. Kostenloser Kurzbefehl. daniel-riewe.dev/projekte/ai…
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Kalorien tracken ohne App, Account oder Abo: AI Kalorien ist ein kostenloser Kurzbefehl fürs iPhone und iPad. Foto, Text, Barcode oder Etikett, dann landen kcal und Makros direkt in Apple Health. daniel-riewe.dev/projekte/ai…
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Next month SpaceX tries to catch both Starship and the booster with the tower arms. In my game the Starships just land in the background while a Cybertruck jumps Mars craters. Mars Patrol, my unofficial Moon Patrol remake 🚀 #indiedev
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Not released yet, just a hobby build (unofficial, not affiliated with Tesla, SpaceX or xAI). Gameplay & screenshots: daniel-riewe.dev/projects/ma…
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Tesla's Roadster under the stars, very Starstruck. Mine is still in the hangar: in Mars Patrol, my unofficial Moon Patrol remake, a Cybertruck jumps Mars craters for now. Roadster flight mission coming 🚀 daniel-riewe.dev/en/projects…
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The games that never made business sense are the most fun to build. Mine: Mars Patrol, an unofficial Moon Patrol remake where a Cybertruck jumps Mars craters and shoots hacked Starlinks. Just a hobby build, Roadster flight mission coming 🚀 daniel-riewe.dev/en/projects…
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Tesla's new Roadster can fly. My Cybertruck can only jump, but it does it on Mars. Mars Patrol, my unofficial Moon Patrol remake 🚀 #ScreenshotSaturday
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Tesla finally demoed the Roadster: upside down, thrusters, 0.81s to 60. Production: 2028. I once saved two years for an Atari Falcon. Suddenly that feels like overnight shipping.
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Der neue Tesla Roadster fährt kopfüber und hüpft mit SpaceX-Thrustern über Autos. Mein Cybertruck springt nur über Marskrater: Mars Patrol, mein inoffizielles Fan-Arcade-Remake für iPhone, iPad & Mac. Noch nicht raus, Videos hier: daniel-riewe.dev/projekte/ma…
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Der neue Tesla Roadster schafft unter einer Sekunde, mit Thrustern. Deutschland diskutiert weiter über Tempo 130. Mein Kompromiss: Tempolimit Mach 0,5. Und rechts überholen ist ab Schallgeschwindigkeit verboten.
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The new Tesla Roadster drives upside down and hops over cars with SpaceX thrusters. My Cybertruck just jumps Mars craters: Mars Patrol, my unofficial fan arcade remake for iPhone, iPad & Mac. Not released yet, videos here: daniel-riewe.dev/en/projects…
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