Weenie Hut Jr's 🌭🌟🌈

Real picture of me finding out I need to fix my blood sugar in 2024

AND NOW PATRICK STEWART?????

Ao3 being down for 2-4 weeks is fine Super fine I'm normal about it

This is fucking evil stop posting LIES ON THE INTERNET I had to FIGHT FOR MY LIFE to make sure my goat was still safe from that woman To clarify: this is NOT TRUE and I had a HEART ATTACK

I will always consider it a betrayal when I see fat bitches on the internet selling "get skinny" bullshit I don't care if it's exercise equipment, supplements, or waist sinchers: if you're a fat bitch selling out to the skinny machine, you are a class traitor

Just found out I missed Pizzamas and I'm legitimately devastated. I haven't missed a Pizzamas SINCE IT'S INCEPTION and I don't know how I missed it. I thought at the very least TikTok would remind me or something. FUCK I'm going to go bother John Green on tumblr

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

IT HAPPENED THE TOTAL WAS $17.28 I SAID HEY WHAT'S UP HELLO

Trying to watch Seven Havens and how the FUCK have y'all been able to tolerate this animation?

Tell me why my beautiful wife is visiting Philly on the weekend the Eagles are PLAYING THE PANTHERS AS IN HER FUCKING TEAM MY BELOVED YOU BRING US MISFORTUNE I KNOW IT

I fucking love John Cena

If I had a nickel for every time I took a train into New York City to be the +1 of one of my best friends when they went to go meet up with a bunch of their discord friends and so see a man they have a parasocial relationship with, I'd have 2 nickels in 2 months

Today we euthanized Hayden Pike

Coworker made the mistake of telling me she wasn't registered to vote Prepare for me to get More Annoying Then You've Yet experienced until the voter registration deadline (Oct 19th btw)

A moment at the front desk at the vets office: Me: *yawns* Coworker: "Ooh, big yawn 😊" Me: 🧍 Me: 😌