
“The Five” & “Jesse Watters Primetime” on Fox News Channel #1 NYT Best Selling Author of “How I Saved The World” and “Get It Together”
Joined July 2009
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Texas Voter PRESSES JD Vance about the UFO FILES: “ARE ALIENS REAL? TELL US ALREADY!” 👽
@JDVance: “I’m going to use my TOP SECRET security clearance to get to the bottom of it.” 🤔🛸
“There was an extraterrestrial who LANDED in the United States of America about 50 years ago…”
“And then moved to Texas and ran for Senate by the name of James Talarico.” 🤣
NEW: JD VANCE DECLARES WAR ON FRAUDSTERS: “They DESERVE to GO TO PRISON” 🔥
@JDVance: “We’re going out there and PROSECUTING them because they are FRAUDSTERS. And we’re able to WIN a lot of these cases, and we’re going to WIN a lot more in the months and years to come.” 💪🇺🇸
WHOA! Texas MOM tells JD Vance her DAUGHTER received a letter telling her TO TRANSITION TO A BOY 🤯
Vice President @JDVance: “Talk to our staff because I’d like the Department of Justice to investigate that.” 🇺🇸🔥
Vice President JD Vance calls the Democrats’ BALLOT SHENANIGANS in Alaska—aka “DECOY DAN”—“CHEATING.” 🔥
@JDVance: “I know that if you’re trying, as a candidate for office, quite literally to mislead, trick, and defraud your voters, if it’s not illegal, it should be.”
A NEW NYT BOMBSHELL says the OBAMA ADMIN had EVIDENCE about Ilhan Omar’s alleged SHAM MARRIAGE 🚨
JD VANCE REACTS TO THE NEWS: “When The New York Times says that you may have married your brother—and you’re a Democrat—maybe you married your brother.” 🤣
WOW! JD VANCE GOES OFF ON BARACK OBAMA FOR CALLING THE WHITE HOUSE THE “CHEESECAKE FACTORY” 🔥
“Obama, without even trying to be, just can’t help himself from being SUPER ELITIST.” 🔥
“He thought it was BRILLIANT, but in reality, it just drove home how DIVORCED the Democrats are from actual Americans.” 🔥
HUH? OBAMA says Trump's White House looks like "SADDAM HUSSEIN opened a CHEESECAKE FACTORY" 🍰💀
Meanwhile HIS Chicago center is OVER $1 BILLION… nearly TRIPLE the original price... AND ITS HIDEOUS!!!🤦💸
WOAH! Political trainwreck coming through... 🚨
ANGIE NIXON can't even SCORE with the basics. Doesn't know Cuba's a dictatorship! 🤦♂️
Millions of Cubans in Florida... and she can't even pander? 😳
Voters keep PROMOTING DUMMIES as Democrats! Schumer's choices are CHOKING! 💥
TRUMP IN RARE FORM AT HIS TEXAS DOUBLE-HEADER… HILARIOUS 🤠
Impersonating Talarico: “I love MEAT… AHHHH, I love it!” 🤣
“Kaymala, Koomala, Kemele… NOBODY knows how to PRONOUNCE IT!” 🤣
Vance just WENT OFF on the TRAIL: “Democrats are SELLING a FAT LOAD of BULLSH*T!” 🔥🔥
WOW! TRUMP'S POLITICAL ROCKSTAR TOUR TAKES TEXAS BY STORM
From Fox News shoutouts to wild setlists — he's mixing the classics with new hits!
Gianni Menzin, Mike Tyson, even Roger Clemens join the stage. It's SHOWTIME!
He's risking it all on Paxton and Rogers — WIN OR LOSE, he's leaving it all on the field 🥊🔥
We went to HARVARD… and NOTHING prepared us for THIS 🎓🤯
“We RUN naked around the CAMPUS” 😳🏃♂️
“People PEE on the HARVARD STATUE” 😭🚽
“America is NOT the GREATEST country in the world” 🇺🇸🤔
“DOGE KILLED THOUSANDS of PEOPLE” 😳
“I want the IRAQIS to have SESAME STREET” 🇮🇶📺
Turns out you need PERFECT grades to get into HARVARD… just not PERFECT answers! 🎓🤣
WHOA! Winston Marshall warns of “DECADES-LONG ANARCHY” in EUROPE. 🤯
@MrWinMarshall: “This is spreading across Europe… France, Italy, Spain—it’s a TINDERBOX.” 🔥
“It’s a combination of people of immigrant heritage, but also indigenous kids, ANTIFA flags.”
Could we be on the BRINK of CIVIL CONFLICT? 💣
EUROPE UNDER SIEGE: HALF A MILLION PROTESTERS SWARM FRANCE.
1000 ARRESTED, STORES LOOTED, CARS TORCHED — THIS ISN'T ABOUT CLEAN SCHOOLS 😡
SPAIN and ITALY in FLAMES too, ancient landmarks STORMED 🔥
Western civilization's legacy UNDER ATTACK.
WOW! Dan Bongino just NUKED Barack Hussein Obama for HITTING THE MIDTERM TRAIL ☢️
@DBongino: “It’s like that guy who goes to a holiday party. He drinks too much and picks up the mic to give a speech. And everyone’s wondering, ‘Why is THIS guy TALKING AGAIN?’” 🤣
TRUMP JUST BROUGHT OUT HIS SECRET MIDTERM WEAPON... NICKI MINAJ!🚨
"One HELL of a BEAUTIFUL ASS... that's HARD TO MISS." 🤣
Obama is PANICKING. He dashed out of HONOLULU to SAVE ABDUL.
It's NOT about the Midterms—Obama's LEGACY is on the LINE. 🔥
