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I was totally ok with the ending of LOST.

Toronto, ON
Joined June 2009
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Netanyahu after the UNGA emptied out ahead of his speech: "If there any other moral cowards who have not left the hall, please do so now."
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Humans are so cooked.
New combat sport league where heavyweights just sprint full speed into each other
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I wish nothing but a slow torturous death for every single one of these pieces of shit.
🚨DISGUSTING: A US Marshal acting on behalf of Trump’s DOJ in Tennessee was caught on tape kicking a dog during an arrest. The dog suffered a broken rib. This is intolerable.
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Oh my god, words!
U.S. Postal Service employee flips off Border Patrol agents and yells: “Go home, you f*cking losers.” This is disgraceful. He is paid by the American taxpayer and needs to be fired.
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Meh (Alfalfa Male) retweeted
elon canceling the adobe pro subscriptions of the entire federal government and that resulting in the entire Epstein files getting accidentally released fully unredacted because real redaction is a pro feature sure sums up 2025 nicely great year everyone, good work 11/10
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I swear foxes are dogs and cats at the same time
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Meh (Alfalfa Male) retweeted
Now the coverup is out in the open. This is far from over. Everyone involved will have to answer for this. Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, whole admin. Protecting a bunch of rapists and pedophiles because they have money, power, and connections. Bondi should resign tonight.
Epstein Files: 119-page grand jury document entirely redacted — MSNow
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The richest white male on the planet bought himself a $44 billion platform where he could spend all day whining about how rich white men like him are the *true* victims of discrimination, inequality, and oppression. Beyond parody.
Anti-White, anti-male discrimination ends now
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Meh (Alfalfa Male) retweeted
The rest of the world needs to take note of what the miscreant in the White House announces to American citizens on Thanksgiving Day! Donald Trump is alienating every ally we have. He is an insane autocrat who delights in the misery he causes. History will not forget this animal.
Trump’s Thanksgiving post isn’t a greeting: it’s an eliminationist manifesto written by a man in visible cognitive and psychological freefall, complete with slurs and mass-punishment fantasies. This is the mental and moral state of the sitting President of the United States.
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BREAKING: In an odd and unexpected twist, on Jan 6, 2026, an insurrectionist will storm OUT of the Capitol for a change.
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Fucking losers.
Fuck these traitors. Primary their sorry asses.
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Meh (Alfalfa Male) retweeted
Girls don’t hit puberty at 5 years old and people called parents have children. Yikes.
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
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Hey @KidRock. Back in 2002, at the 8 Mile movie premiere, you were getting pinged in the back of the head with popcorn. That was me. Zero regrets. Would ping you in the head with popcorn again.
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Meh (Alfalfa Male) retweeted
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Yes, autism exists in the Amish community. Yes, Cuba has acetaminophen. Yes, this is just one misinformed lie after another.
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Meh (Alfalfa Male) retweeted
MAGA: “Don’t call us fascists” MAGA: *Does fascism* Libs: this is kinda fascist MAGA: you are inciting violence
New Bill Would Allow Rubio to Strip U.S. Citizens' Passports Over Political Speech
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Meh (Alfalfa Male) retweeted
Imagine devoting your life to this man just for him to move on from your death to a ballroom in 0.5 seconds.
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up? TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years. And it's gonna be a beauty. It'll be an absolutely magnificent structure.
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Meh (Alfalfa Male) retweeted
He was literally murdered while he was saying black and trans people are violent
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But the left are the violent ones.
I have heard a lot of awful things but a prominent TV host casually proposing murdering homeless people through lethal injection is one of the worst. "Involuntary lethal injection or something. Just kill them."
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Nice try @AGPamBondi. What about videos, photographs and other recordings? What about FBI 302’s (witness interviews)? What about texts and emails? That’s where the evidence about Trump and others will be. Grand jury testimony will only relate to Epstein and Maxwell.
President Trump—we are ready to move the court tomorrow to unseal the grand jury transcripts.
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